बिना सोचे समझे Article: 65 bumper stickers

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posted by jessicamc26

चोटी, शीर्ष BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.2. Practice सुरक्षित Sex, Go Screw Yourself.3. If आप Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?5. If आप Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe आप Could Drive A Little Better.8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.9. Thank आप For Pot Smoking.10. To All आप Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.11. If At First आप Don't Succeed...
blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".13. If आप Can Read This, I've लॉस्ट My Trailer.14. Horn Broken...
Watch For Finger.15. It's Not How आप Pick Your Nose, But Where आप Put The Booger.16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home19. I Have The Body Of A God...
Buddha20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway26. Illiterate? Write For Help27. Honk If Anything Falls Off28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only लॉस्ट But Miles From The अगला Exit30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!32. I Do Whatever My चावल Krispies Tell Me To33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!39. If आप Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service! Gals: No Shirt, No Charge!42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.44. Ax Me About Ebonics45. Body द्वारा Nautilus; Brain द्वारा Mattel46. Boldly Going Nowhere47. Cat: The Other White Meat48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That50. दिल Attacks...
God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends51. Honk If You've Never Seen An उजी, uzi Fired From A Car Window52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?53. If आप Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch55. Saw It...
Wanted It...
Had A Fit...
Got It!56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your सॉकर Mom.57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.63. So you're a feminist...
Isn't that precious.64. I need someone really bad...
Are आप really bad?65. Beauty is in the eye of the बीयर, बियर holder.

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Green moon

added by aitypw

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Evil Ariel

added by aitypw

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Monkey

added by majooF9T

Source: DeviantArt

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Awesome Hand मगरमच्छ

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: Moon03

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This is NOT Sparta

added by emostan

silver the fairy

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बिना सोचे समझे Bithday Scenario Game

posted by snowwolf2000

महीना of birth:
Jan: I married
Feb: I switched lives with
March: I had रात का खाना with
April: I had a sleepover with
May: I drew a picture of
June: I threw a party with
July: I stalked
Aug: I went swimming with
Sept: I walked to school with
Oct: I went trick-or-treating with
Nov: I watched ऐनीमे with
Dec: I gave a present to

Day of birth:
1: a wolf
2: a werewolf
3: Bella Swan
4: Edward Cullen
5: SpongeBob
6: Squidward
7: Italy( from Hetalia)
8: Finn( from Adventure Time)
9: Marceline( from Adventure Time)
10: Santa clause
11: Mr. Krabs
12: Sandy
13: Grell( from Black Butler)
14: a banana
15: a monkey
16: a sock
17: Russia(...

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when buying a ring

posted by Musiclover456

when buying a ring...
if आप want a regular ring like nothing fancy and just a fake ring go for the cheapest cutest thing आप could find
BUT
when buying a ring...
and आप want something fancy then go with something made of solid सोना या solid silver and diamonds या any type of gem but as long as the gem is real don't go with it if it isn't real and then go for the most expensive thing possible make आप boyfriend या husband pay for it after words!
But
this is just my opinion don't go with it if आप don't like it okay but please do try to find something that आप like and not some cruddy piece of कचरा, जंक, रद्दी your husband found in a pone-shop okay go to a Jewry store या something that isn't a pone खरीडिए okay

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

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true ghost stories (some are true!)

posted by popalj

In a pub in cornwall there were seven people
enjoying a nice drink in the evening .
As the evening went on someone heard a glass being thrown in another room the room was empty
when people asked the owner of the pub what happend he informed them it was the regular ghost.
In years gon द्वारा i appeard to be that this ghost
was after the landlords daughter and because of this he got hung in the pub but his ghost remains.

(this story is true

Most people heard the Bloody Mary legend when they were children, listening to spooky ghost stories around the campfire. The tale is still told to this दिन at slumber...