Be proud of your gender
Reasons why आप shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 सेकंड्स flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. आप know stuff about tanks

4. A five दिन vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. आप can open all your own jars

7. Old फ्रेंड्स don't give आप crap if you've gained weight

8. Your नितंब, गधा is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A बीयर, बियर gut does not make आप invisible to the opposite sex

11. आप can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. आप can kill your own food

14. The गेराज is all yours

15. आप get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

16. Nobody secretly wonders if आप swallow

17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation

18. आप don't have to shave below your neck

19. आप don't have to curl up to a hairy नितंब, गधा every night

20. चॉकलेट is just another snack

21. आप get to think about sex 98% of the time

22. आप can wear a white कमीज, शर्ट to a water park

23. The world is your urinal

24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

25. Same work ...more pay

26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100

27. Bachelor parties kick नितंब, गधा over bridal showers

28. Someday आप get to be a dirty old man

29. आप can write your name in the snow

30. Baywatch

31. Playboy

32. Penthouse

33. आप never have to clean the toilet

34. Forplay is optional

35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when आप walk into the room

36. आप can sit with your knees apart no matter what आप are wearing

37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them



Girl


1. आप know stuff about everyone

2. आप rarely have to carry your own suitcases

3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer

4. आप won't starve without a can opener

5. Multiple orgasms

6. Male pattern baldness

7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your जोस्टिक, जॉयस्टिक is

8. आप smell better....no matter what

9. Long nails make great weapons

10. It's O.K. for आप to marry for money

11. Crying gets आप anything

12. You'll never have और hair in your nose than on your head

13. आप have और hiding places on your body when crossing the border

14. आप don't need a शीर्षक to be in charge of everything

15. Free flowers

16. Revenge is your specialty

17. आप have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere

18. Nobody will ever slap आप for telling a dirty joke

19. आप can whip men for money

20. आप know that penis size really does matter

21. आप can walk down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट without mentally undressing everyone around you

22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that

23. आप can admire another woman without your फ्रेंड्स accusing आप of being gay

24. Suing for sexual harassment

25. आप know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner

26. Alimony

27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets

28. Your फ्रेंड्स won't call आप pussywhipped behind your back

29. आप can "fake" anything

30. Someday you'll be a rich widow

31. आप can get into a fenderbender and nobody सवालों your womanhood

32. आप don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper