आप know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your प्रिय character from तारा, स्टार Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
आप think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled द्वारा Beast becoming human.
आप replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, या Minerva Mink.
आप slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
आप can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your प्रिय female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
आप go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often आप can recite the dialogue off द्वारा heart.
... and आप think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
आप know what 'yiff' means.
The section आप most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
आप can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
आप find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
आप try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
आप infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
आप know what FurryMUCK is.
... and आप know the IP and port number द्वारा heart.
आप have और than one character on FurryMUCK.
आप really do buy 'Playboy' या 'Penthouse' for the articles.
आप buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
आप socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
और than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when आप finally get introduced to her, आप think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" या "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
आप regularly visit the विश्वविद्यालय at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has दिया आप a life-long प्यार of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best फ्रेंड्स no longer remember your real name.
आप know what "digitigrade" means.
... and आप can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and वीडियो with "Vixens" in the शीर्षक that don't contain actual foxes are regarded द्वारा आप as dealing in false advertising.
आप wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
आप become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
आप name a useful program, computer, network या ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer टिप्पणी दे on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and आप spend several confused सेकंड्स looking for it.
आप spend और time on FurryMUCK than off it.
आप dream of romantic interludes with comic या cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
आप dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
आप take your furry पोर्टफोलियो to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, या comics...
Your प्रिय Robin हुड, डाकू film was made द्वारा डिज़्नी and did not तारा, स्टार Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing आप can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
आप send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
आप read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' आइकन in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
आप intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many और cool foreign prints, 'zines etc आप can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
आप remember what अवतार actually was.
आप immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when आप प्रिय furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
आप change your Internet provider so आप can better access FurryMUCK.
आप don't mind what आप get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn द्वारा Terrie Smith".
आप wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into वेयरवोल्फ या animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
आप consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so आप can become your प्रिय furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu या other furry comics.
आप want to name your cat "Omaha".
आप catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
आप change your name to Wolf, Fox, या Otter.
आप watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
आप can remember when alt.fan.furry contained और discussions than flames.
आप 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
आप ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct या Darkstalkers.
आप seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
आप mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
आप keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so आप can morph your face with that of a critter.
आप occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
आप keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
आप have और plushies than the local toyshops.
आप post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
आप start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
आप try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" या any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo या wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
आप drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
आप watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
आप think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
आप actually look आगे to foxes या raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced द्वारा a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
आप lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, आप change schools instead.
आप pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
अभिनय on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, आप replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
आप have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and आप buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
आप have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
आप think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
आप rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) द्वारा their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
आप eat breakfast cereals just for the जानवर on the box.
आप discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking आप have mange instead.
आप carry animal plush toys with आप on business trips, and दिखाना them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see आप in the lobby.
आप boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that लेख on Confurence.
आप have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them द्वारा name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
आप read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve फर grafts.
... या prosthetic tails.
आप spend और money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and आप buy passports for each of them.
... and आप try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped द्वारा Immigration on overseas trips.
आप think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
आप get sensory feedback from body parts that आप don't have.
आप refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
आप made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
आप are digitigrade और than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
आप turn around whenever आप close a door so that आप don't get your tail caught.
आप are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
आप grow your own winter coat.
आप have been banned from the vets until आप get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
आप call your बिस्तर a nest.
... and it looks like one.
आप call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
आप worry that if आप bite someone आप will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your प्रिय character from तारा, स्टार Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
आप think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled द्वारा Beast becoming human.
आप replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, या Minerva Mink.
आप slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
आप can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your प्रिय female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
आप go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often आप can recite the dialogue off द्वारा heart.
... and आप think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
आप know what 'yiff' means.
The section आप most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
आप can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
आप find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
आप try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
आप infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
आप know what FurryMUCK is.
... and आप know the IP and port number द्वारा heart.
आप have और than one character on FurryMUCK.
आप really do buy 'Playboy' या 'Penthouse' for the articles.
आप buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
आप socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
और than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when आप finally get introduced to her, आप think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" या "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
आप regularly visit the विश्वविद्यालय at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has दिया आप a life-long प्यार of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best फ्रेंड्स no longer remember your real name.
आप know what "digitigrade" means.
... and आप can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and वीडियो with "Vixens" in the शीर्षक that don't contain actual foxes are regarded द्वारा आप as dealing in false advertising.
आप wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
आप become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
आप name a useful program, computer, network या ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer टिप्पणी दे on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and आप spend several confused सेकंड्स looking for it.
आप spend और time on FurryMUCK than off it.
आप dream of romantic interludes with comic या cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
आप dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
आप take your furry पोर्टफोलियो to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, या comics...
Your प्रिय Robin हुड, डाकू film was made द्वारा डिज़्नी and did not तारा, स्टार Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing आप can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
आप send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
आप read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' आइकन in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
आप intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many और cool foreign prints, 'zines etc आप can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
आप remember what अवतार actually was.
आप immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when आप प्रिय furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
आप change your Internet provider so आप can better access FurryMUCK.
आप don't mind what आप get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn द्वारा Terrie Smith".
आप wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into वेयरवोल्फ या animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
आप consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so आप can become your प्रिय furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu या other furry comics.
आप want to name your cat "Omaha".
आप catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
आप change your name to Wolf, Fox, या Otter.
आप watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
आप can remember when alt.fan.furry contained और discussions than flames.
आप 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
आप ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct या Darkstalkers.
आप seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
आप mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
आप keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so आप can morph your face with that of a critter.
आप occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
आप keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
आप have और plushies than the local toyshops.
आप post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
आप start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
आप try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" या any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo या wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
आप drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
आप watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
आप think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
आप actually look आगे to foxes या raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced द्वारा a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
आप lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, आप change schools instead.
आप pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
अभिनय on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, आप replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
आप have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and आप buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
आप have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
आप think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
आप rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) द्वारा their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
आप eat breakfast cereals just for the जानवर on the box.
आप discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking आप have mange instead.
आप carry animal plush toys with आप on business trips, and दिखाना them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see आप in the lobby.
आप boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that लेख on Confurence.
आप have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them द्वारा name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
आप read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve फर grafts.
... या prosthetic tails.
आप spend और money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and आप buy passports for each of them.
... and आप try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped द्वारा Immigration on overseas trips.
आप think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
आप get sensory feedback from body parts that आप don't have.
आप refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
आप made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
आप are digitigrade और than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
आप turn around whenever आप close a door so that आप don't get your tail caught.
आप are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
आप grow your own winter coat.
आप have been banned from the vets until आप get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
आप call your बिस्तर a nest.
... and it looks like one.
आप call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
आप worry that if आप bite someone आप will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.