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Do आप think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are कुत्ता cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do आप fish?:

Nope!


Are आप at the age where आप can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless आप try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do आप have a boyfriend या girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do आप know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have आप ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do आप have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have आप broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best drink EVER! Yum! <3


Ever READ Twilight Saga?:

Only the first one and I hated it. :\


Ever burnt चॉकलेट in the microwave?:

No. xD


Ever wanted to die before?:

yes..


Any siblings?:

Yep my lil' sister. ^^


Chocolate Pie is Gross?:

Its okay.

Do आप have a cat?:

Yes hes my chubby kitty named Smokey. :3


Do आप have a dog?:

Used to but he ran away. </3


Have आप ever had a baby?:

No, I'm only 14. O_o


Are आप father या a mother या nothing?:

Nothing...? xD


Do आप write stories?:

Yes, its one of my hobbies!


Your best friend’s name is…?:

Tiffany! :3


If आप had a catch phrase what would it be?:

Oh my god. I say it all the time. xD![/i]


Favorite singer?

Its a tie between Rie Fu या Avril Lavigne. Both are great singers.


Is Robert Pattinson hot या what?:

I'd go with या what. He is ugh..


Yes या No?:

Yes but sometimes no.


Black या White?:

I like the color black better..

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo, DS x3
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when आप ask someone for something and they try to annoy आप because they have it and आप don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give आप work आप have to do at घर and आप have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your फ्रेंड्स call saying they'll come over and never दिखाना up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own घर and being controlled द्वारा your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if आप make one "dirty" या "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at घर with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in प्यार for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really प्यार him, but I think that he really does प्यार me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL आप MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a बिना सोचे समझे book I was लेखन about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and कहा I could write a book या something. This is the first chapter, so I'd प्यार it if आप could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things आप liked, things that didn't make...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell आप a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told आप to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If आप die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The लोकप्रिय girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my कमीज, शर्ट on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If आप are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some बिना सोचे समझे guy/girl = Is this सीट empty?
आप = Yes and this one will be too if आप sit here.

I'll write और soon!!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President या Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a साल plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by reb1009
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Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

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Gay Marriage वाद-विवाद Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status अपडेट्स Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether या not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, सेकंड of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if आप worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell आप to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your प्रिय song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow बिना सोचे समझे people off and tell them what to buy every मिनट या so. If आप get in trouble, say आप were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your कॉलर and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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1. Take someone's shopping गाड़ी and switch the items with stuff from the person अगला to them's गाड़ी
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen आप in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of आप on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. हटाइए "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When आप are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When आप are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When आप are dating..... He takes आप out to have a good time.
When आप are married ....He brings घर a 6 pack, and says "What are आप going to drink?"

When आप are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When आप are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When आप are dating..... A Single बिस्तर for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When आप are married ....A King size बिस्तर feels like an army cot.

When आप are dating..... आप are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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