1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, आप answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, आप answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, आप answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, आप say “is that so?”
5. If आप so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher आप did not turn in your homework because आप were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one या two points higher than it actually is.
13. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
14. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
15. Roll your pencil across the desk.
16. Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of आप as the cymbals.
17. Never bring a pen या pencil so आप always have to borrow one from the teacher.
18. Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
19. Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
20. Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if आप fall over backward.
21. Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if आप snap and crack it with out being caught.
22. When possible, eat खाना in class. Loud, crunchy food.
23. Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can’t find out how to get it back the way it was.
24. Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
25. Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if आप just came from recess lunch.
26. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if आप can go to the bathroom.
27. Ask if आप can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
28. Put too many staples on your paper when आप staple it. Extra points if आप make a good डिज़ाइन with them.
29. Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
30. Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
31. Blurt out the जवाब to the teachers questions.
32. When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your सीट and shout “I know, I know!”
33. When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm पेड़ in a hurricane and say “pick me, pick me!” When the teacher finally calls on you, say “never mind”.
34. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
35. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on आप say “I wasn’t paying attention”.
36. Make basket shots with every paper आप want to throw away. Extra points if आप get a basket.
37. When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story आप know.
38. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
39. When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. When she tells आप to speak up, pretend to be dead on your desk.
40. When the teacher calls on आप say “finally”—Even if आप where picked first.
41. Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class.
42. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures आप can find.
43. Whistle while आप work.
44. Never seem to listen to directions.
45. Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
46. Comb, brush, या braid your hair in class.
47. Bring a lizard, mouse, rat, exedra into class. “Accidentally” let it lose. Extra points if the teacher screams like a little girl.
48. Don’t work when the teacher is looking. Work when the teacher is working.
49. Sigh, “This is boring” heavily.
50. Laugh out loud for no reason.
51. Don’t talk to a substitute teacher because the is a “stranger”.
52. Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
53. After everything your teacher says say “That’s what आप think”.
54. If आप have a substitute teacher, ask आप and your फ्रेंड्स to sit in all different places so that the substitute’s seating chart is all messed up.
55. Track sand into the classroom द्वारा “accident”.
56. Keep dropping your pencil.
57. Call her “grandma”.
58. Call him “grandpa”
59. Throw lots of spit wads.
60. Fall asleep in class. If the teacher wakes you, say “aww, I was dreaming आप were actually nice”.
61. After class, cover every inch of the dry-erase board with dry-erase marker so that the teacher can not write anything on it.
62. Hide other पुस्तकें inside of text पुस्तकें and appear to be पढ़ना the text book.
63. After every time the teacher explains something ask “is that going to be on the test?”
64. After every time the teacher explains something say “well, duh”.
65. Make up humorous excuses for being late.
66. Forget to have your parents make excuses for being late.
67. Yell “Yessssssssss” after every time आप finished something. Anything.
68. Annoy Ms. Thompson. AT ALL COST.
69. If Mr. Corley walks by, whistle innocently, and when he turns his back, run fast.
70. Make animal shows on projector.
71. Read your math book when आप are supposed to be पढ़ना history. If the teacher asks why, say “oh, how did that get there?”
72. Read comic पुस्तकें hidden in your text books.
73. Ask a teacher how old she is. When she replies, put your hand over your दिल and say “WOW!”
74. Ask the same सवाल the teacher just finished answering 10 मिनटों ago.
75. Knock a heavy text book off your डेस्क again…and again…and again….and again….
76. Keep finding an excuse to keep walking in front of the projector.
77. Smudge up your paper so that it is hard to read.
78. Ask for help on something. Then say “never mind”. Then ask for help on the same thing 2 मिनटों later to annoy your teacher.
79. Make animal bunny ears to the teacher if she/he is infront of the projector.
80. Read out loud during silent पढ़ना time.
81. Pretend to fall asleep instead of following instructions. Then say “I don’t get it”.
82. Doodle on your desk. Big, hard to ignore doodles.
83. Write stupid सवालों on your desk.
84. Put messages in your textbooks.
85. Always write in marker. Bright neon marker colors.
86. While the teacher is talking, roll your eyes. Then yawn and stretch. After that, gaze longingly out the window. Keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Sigh. Very loudly.
87. Whistle very loudly when the teacher is trying to concentrate.
88. Never look up a word in the dictionary. Always ask your teacher.
89. Make your id picture hard to read.
90. Put staples all over the floor.
91. If आप have the guts, start a खाना fight. ?
92. Come in just after the घंटी, बेल every day.
93. Complain about the खाना at the school cafeteria.
94. Pretend like आप have only one brain cell.
95. Where sunglasses inside. Even if it is cloudy.
96. Laugh stupidly. Often.
97. Talk loudly about your प्रिय show.
98. If आप can, get the necessary materials to take over the p.a system. Then, play forty मिनटों of your प्रिय cd over it. Extra points if आप do not get caught.
99. Play coin football during silent पढ़ना time.
100. Gather your stuff ten मिनटों before class ends.
101. Run out of the classroom right after the bell. Before the teacher dismisses you.