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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this लेख is not about भेड़ या bananas it is about a और serious matter.

this is a वाद-विवाद and i want everyone पढ़ना this
लेखन a टिप्पणी दे about what आप think is write या wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

या the chicken?

thats my वाद-विवाद and i want EVERYONE who's a प्रशंसक
of बिना सोचे समझे to write what they think is right


and become a प्रशंसक of me and become a प्रशंसक of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
या the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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posted by LocalArtistist
So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I और than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years...
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posted by vampirer04
"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two पेनकेक्स over.

Ashley loved the sent of पेनकेक्स in the morning.

When the पेनकेक्स were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading आप to the fight idiot!"...
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, आप can't lose!!!!!!!









2. आप just KNOW his fangirls are gonna शामिल होइए your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give आप an advantage!!!!!!! आप can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF आप WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
1)read something over and over that आप thing that think is funny that आप या someone पोस्टेड on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before आप go to school, work, cherch या when your at घर i just got धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन पढ़ना a 100 times over what i पोस्टेड on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your दिन off right
1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending आप have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if आप get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first या else they might figure it out.



I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended या if आप get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call आप since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom कहा आप couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never कहा I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there आप are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY या NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for आप FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
Feel free to add some suggestions या reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The एनीमेशन is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get और कार्टून like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...
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THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual सवाल दिया on a विश्वविद्यालय of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer द्वारा one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) या endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) या some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile अकल्पनीय
Passion unsustainable
My दिल beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my दिल is विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें in two
Every thought I ever had about आप are buzzing in my head
I pray one दिन i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
चुंबन your lips
I hope one दिन आप dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that आप and the people आप care about stick together for periods of time until आप get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen प्रशंसकों but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the प्रशंसकों I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly या being abused या played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....
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posted by bubbletl
This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch तालिका, टेबल that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the कचरा, जंक, रद्दी mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the तालिका, टेबल and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for आप आप twit she was only after your money and could have दिया a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by Supergirl14
The Plan
I looked in the cracked mirror, Sad and lonley...Well not lonley, I did have my circus preformers(or slaves as I was taught to call them)But most of them thougt I was a freak! I know they woun't dare say that to my face, but I hear them,"I hate her so much,"and,"she is such a freak!"(I hate when pepole call me that!)
What did I do wrong?I gave them everything they needed,and made sure they were perfect.They work three hours a day, how hard is that, I work non-stop.
I always try to make sure I'm perfect in every way,but there is always something wrong in my routine.I always try to make...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if आप like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because आप have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The अगला दिन the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told आप “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The अगला दिन again he calls again and once और asks to speak to his boss, द्वारा this time the wife is getting...
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