1. Shave one eyebrow.
2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring आप food.
3. Spill a lot of बीयर, बियर on his/her bed. Swim.
4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
5. Stare at your roommate for five मिनटों out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.
6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
7. Keep a हम्सटर as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."
8. Start a brothel.
9. Develop Multiple Personality Disorder, of the seven dwarfs in snow white.
10. Send फूल to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When आप see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.
11. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her सुरक्षित return.
12. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the तरबूज can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the तरबूज out the window. Make it look like a suicide, blame your roommate.
13. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The अगला day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that आप really don't like thejack-o-lantern, but आप can't convince it to हटाइए out.
14. Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she can find them.
15. Dress up like Spiderman and leap around the room.
16. Cry a lot.
17. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
18. Lick him/her while they are asleep.
19. Pretend to pee in a jar, then later before your roommate comes घर fill it with सेब juce...drink it right in front of them.
20. write this सूची down and highlight all the ones you've done leave it on your roomates bed.
IF आप DO ANY OF THESE आप WON'T WIN ANYTHING BUT आप WILL BE CONSIDERED A TRUE LEGEND.
2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring आप food.
3. Spill a lot of बीयर, बियर on his/her bed. Swim.
4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
5. Stare at your roommate for five मिनटों out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.
6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
7. Keep a हम्सटर as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."
8. Start a brothel.
9. Develop Multiple Personality Disorder, of the seven dwarfs in snow white.
10. Send फूल to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When आप see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.
11. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her सुरक्षित return.
12. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the तरबूज can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the तरबूज out the window. Make it look like a suicide, blame your roommate.
13. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The अगला day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that आप really don't like thejack-o-lantern, but आप can't convince it to हटाइए out.
14. Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she can find them.
15. Dress up like Spiderman and leap around the room.
16. Cry a lot.
17. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
18. Lick him/her while they are asleep.
19. Pretend to pee in a jar, then later before your roommate comes घर fill it with सेब juce...drink it right in front of them.
20. write this सूची down and highlight all the ones you've done leave it on your roomates bed.
IF आप DO ANY OF THESE आप WON'T WIN ANYTHING BUT आप WILL BE CONSIDERED A TRUE LEGEND.
O_O I प्यार THE दिखाना SO बिना सोचे समझे I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH लोल U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I प्यार ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE दिखाना CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much कैन्डी freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH फ्रेड आप OK!! ice cream o_o
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I प्यार ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE दिखाना CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much कैन्डी freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH फ्रेड आप OK!! ice cream o_o
User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are आप really typing now या is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do आप wear? I wear a size 13. आप look like a 9 या ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do आप think all these सवालों are coming from 1 person?
User: आप keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as आप used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! आप are a machine. Why can't आप accept this?
Cleverbot: Are आप really typing now या is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do आप wear? I wear a size 13. आप look like a 9 या ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do आप think all these सवालों are coming from 1 person?
User: आप keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as आप used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! आप are a machine. Why can't आप accept this?
