♥♥♥.............again found this.not द्वारा me!
Here they are:
1. Do not be late.
2. Do not put your feet on the desk.
3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.
4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger या a long protruding nose hair.
5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.
6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.
7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.
8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American या Mexican flag.
9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance या anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.
10. Do not say "bottom line" या "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.
11. Do not quote Scripture या Seinfeld.
12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some सुरक्षित topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. आप seem stupider than tar!").
13. Do not use words like "mammy", "pappy", "gedder done" या "irregardless" unless it's for a job at the Monster Truck rally.
14. Do not reach for your pocket flask unless आप are willing to share it with the interviewer (which I highly encourage आप do to break the ice).
15. Do not divulge what sex positions आप like unless explicitly asked.
16. (Related to rule 15) Do not use the "C" word under any circumstances, ever! "F", "B" and "S" words are okay but only if encouraged द्वारा the interviewer.
17. Do not fall asleep.
18. Do not forget to leave when it's over.
There आप have it. Most of it common sense. But you'd be surprised just how many people forget. If आप master these rules and don't forget to चालक आदमी, वीज़ल, नेवला word at every opportunity, आप too should find success at your अगला job interview.
Here they are:
1. Do not be late.
2. Do not put your feet on the desk.
3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.
4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger या a long protruding nose hair.
5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.
6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.
7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.
8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American या Mexican flag.
9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance या anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.
10. Do not say "bottom line" या "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.
11. Do not quote Scripture या Seinfeld.
12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some सुरक्षित topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. आप seem stupider than tar!").
13. Do not use words like "mammy", "pappy", "gedder done" या "irregardless" unless it's for a job at the Monster Truck rally.
14. Do not reach for your pocket flask unless आप are willing to share it with the interviewer (which I highly encourage आप do to break the ice).
15. Do not divulge what sex positions आप like unless explicitly asked.
16. (Related to rule 15) Do not use the "C" word under any circumstances, ever! "F", "B" and "S" words are okay but only if encouraged द्वारा the interviewer.
17. Do not fall asleep.
18. Do not forget to leave when it's over.
There आप have it. Most of it common sense. But you'd be surprised just how many people forget. If आप master these rules and don't forget to चालक आदमी, वीज़ल, नेवला word at every opportunity, आप too should find success at your अगला job interview.