1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until आप are seen to द्वारा a dotor या nurse then when they approach आप say "wow doc i feel way better thank आप " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that आप dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for आप flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on आप

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise या say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO आप LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to आप

10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that आप may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that आप pass

11. Scream at every body who passes

12. Crawl in on आप hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog

13. Play with the electric beds

14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and आप call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"

15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins

16. Ask the lady at the front डेस्क to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the तालिका, टेबल in the waiting room.

17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room

18. When आप enter the doctors office claim that आप saw a room just like this in an alien movie

19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)

20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty

Please note that some of these may get आप arrested