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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा every day.

तितलियों taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard द्वारा the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases और energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders और than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only जानवर that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 या older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for आप to lick your elbow.

The Main पुस्तकालय at Indiana विश्वविद्यालय sinks over an inch every साल because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the पुस्तकें that would occupy the building.

A घोंघा, घोंघे can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented द्वारा a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If बार्बी were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A मगरमच्छ cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Almost everyone who reads this ई मेल will try to lick their elbow.

Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone आप know.
They will get a kick out of it !!
Ok so here is a bunch of बिना सोचे समझे Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: लोल ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG आप needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope आप liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will दिखाना और affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when आप interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when आप interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if आप still have a girlfriend do आप know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep आप up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore चॉकलेट cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are और than this. आप are bliss. आप are और than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are और than this. आप are bliss. आप are और than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely बिना सोचे समझे poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that ब्रेव hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm लेखन now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to आप about stuff he likes
2.always see what आप have in common (if आप do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW आप FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS आप OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask सवालों about him like his प्रिय color, his प्रिय movie या his प्रिय t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your प्रिय clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your प्रिय फिल्में and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank आप for पढ़ना i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, आप already कहा that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three मिनटों later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The शीर्षक of this लेख clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad फिल्में for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The महीना award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If आप were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, आप finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's क्रिस्मस List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got और important news.
Tom: Yes. In the पूर्व episode, we...
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आप are sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with आप for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny आप say back. Are आप ready to watch the movie आप ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are आप ok?" आप ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) आप are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly आप are Gold. आप hold his chest as आप are pushing him was y and say " आप watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I प्यार you."...
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#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: आप EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, आप LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can आप tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have आप ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the दिन finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first दिन on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the दिन for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can आप believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above भेड़िया Among Us 2 या No और हीरोस 3? So after being disappointed द्वारा Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created द्वारा the lovely team at Activision,...
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