found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your सवालों to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that आप don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is कहा often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a वृत्त around your डेस्क laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start गाना opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the दिन of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a वृत्त and light them. Sit in the middle of the वृत्त with the ouji board and claim आप are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask सवालों while trying not to use any nouns या make any sense. ex: I have a question: When आप कहा that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did आप mean the thing that, आप know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to कन्फर्म that आप agree. When they ask आप to stop, say "but I प्यार आप so!!"
17.When आप have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks आप for your homework, angrily exclaim that आप are a member of Greenpeace या the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where शिशु come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your सवालों to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that आप don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is कहा often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a वृत्त around your डेस्क laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start गाना opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the दिन of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a वृत्त and light them. Sit in the middle of the वृत्त with the ouji board and claim आप are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask सवालों while trying not to use any nouns या make any sense. ex: I have a question: When आप कहा that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did आप mean the thing that, आप know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to कन्फर्म that आप agree. When they ask आप to stop, say "but I प्यार आप so!!"
17.When आप have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks आप for your homework, angrily exclaim that आप are a member of Greenpeace या the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where शिशु come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
10. Sing “Bad Touch” द्वारा the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains या argues, reply with “What are आप gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with आप for Halloween
4. दिखाना him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile या if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room या says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” द्वारा Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains या argues, reply with “What are आप gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with आप for Halloween
4. दिखाना him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile या if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room या says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” द्वारा Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
ईमो Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My दिल is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its प्यार i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My फ्रेंड्स call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not ईमो i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
ईमो Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My दिल is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its प्यार i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My फ्रेंड्स call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not ईमो i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless चित्र of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied द्वारा some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged चित्र of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” कहा her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied द्वारा some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged चित्र of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” कहा her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This सूची includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.
Alita: Battle Angel
Batman: Hush
बैटमैन vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Captain Marvel
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection
Dark Phoenix (X-Men)
Detective पिकाचू (Pokémon)
Dora and the लॉस्ट City of सोना
Dumbo
फ्रोज़न 2
Joker
Knives Out
Shazam!
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
The Addams Family
Alita: Battle Angel
Batman: Hush
बैटमैन vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Captain Marvel
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection
Dark Phoenix (X-Men)
Detective पिकाचू (Pokémon)
Dora and the लॉस्ट City of सोना
Dumbo
फ्रोज़न 2
Joker
Knives Out
Shazam!
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
The Addams Family