found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your सवालों to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that आप don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is कहा often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a वृत्त around your डेस्क laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start गाना opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the दिन of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a वृत्त and light them. Sit in the middle of the वृत्त with the ouji board and claim आप are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask सवालों while trying not to use any nouns या make any sense. ex: I have a question: When आप कहा that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did आप mean the thing that, आप know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to कन्फर्म that आप agree. When they ask आप to stop, say "but I प्यार आप so!!"
17.When आप have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks आप for your homework, angrily exclaim that आप are a member of Greenpeace या the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where शिशु come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your सवालों to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that आप don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is कहा often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a वृत्त around your डेस्क laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start गाना opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the दिन of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a वृत्त and light them. Sit in the middle of the वृत्त with the ouji board and claim आप are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask सवालों while trying not to use any nouns या make any sense. ex: I have a question: When आप कहा that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did आप mean the thing that, आप know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to कन्फर्म that आप agree. When they ask आप to stop, say "but I प्यार आप so!!"
17.When आप have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks आप for your homework, angrily exclaim that आप are a member of Greenpeace या the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where शिशु come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
It's best if आप say your opinion
Xbox 360 या ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight या Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do आप think of Justin Beiber? या One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
निनटेंडो या Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should जानवर have rights? (yep)
Halo या COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
फेसबुक या twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
तारा, स्टार wars या trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
Xbox 360 या ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight या Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do आप think of Justin Beiber? या One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
निनटेंडो या Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should जानवर have rights? (yep)
Halo या COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
फेसबुक या twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
तारा, स्टार wars या trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
My fuckin Little टट्टू be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 द्वारा tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most हाल का generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil टट्टू was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty टट्टू toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little टट्टू was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, द्वारा Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' द्वारा Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty टट्टू toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little टट्टू was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, द्वारा Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' द्वारा Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the टिप्पणी दे box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up अंतरिक्ष so the लेख will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the टिप्पणी दे box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up अंतरिक्ष so the लेख will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
Not a प्रशंसक but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a प्रशंसक but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33