found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your सवालों to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

10.Tell your teacher that आप don't do homework because it's against your religion.

11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is कहा often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a वृत्त around your डेस्क laughing and clapping loudly.

12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start गाना opera.

13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.

14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the दिन of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a वृत्त and light them. Sit in the middle of the वृत्त with the ouji board and claim आप are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.

15.Ask सवालों while trying not to use any nouns या make any sense. ex: I have a question: When आप कहा that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did आप mean the thing that, आप know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to कन्फर्म that आप agree. When they ask आप to stop, say "but I प्यार आप so!!"

17.When आप have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

18.When a teacher asks आप for your homework, angrily exclaim that आप are a member of Greenpeace या the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where शिशु come from in a childish voice.

20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.

21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .

22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .

23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”