50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store
1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.
2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3. Every time आप turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
4. Go up to the manager and tell him या her that you’ve लॉस्ट your mommy.
5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.
7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he या she has anything for body lice.
8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”
9. While arguing with an invisible friend, आप proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11. Ask the deli clerk how much potato सलाद it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12. Fake cell phone conversation: “Doctor, I couldn’t possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!”
13. Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14. Tell the checkout cashier that आप have to hurry, या your spaceship will leave without you.
15. Tell the checkout bagger that आप knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16. Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17. On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help आप clean the snow from your car.
18. Tell a customer that you’re from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19. Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red “A”.
20. Ask a clerk if आप can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21. Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22. Tell one of the lobsters that you’ve brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23. Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, “Boo!”
24. Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25. When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26. Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette – and get great satisfaction from it.
27. Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28. Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with आप and activate it every couple of minutes.
29. Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake – he was just in your pocket a मिनट ago.
30. While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book – be sure to turn the pages.
31. Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of पटाखा, पटाखे would go best with it.
32. Shout out, “OK, who squeezed my melons?!”
33. If आप see someone offering samples, keep circling like a शार्क and snatch snacks at each pass.
34. Invite other customers to शामिल होइए आप in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35. Go up to a dead मछली on ice, sob and say, “We were supposed to be married on Saturday!”
36. In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, “Food fight!”
37. Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38. Squirm around a lot and shout, “Quick – where’s the hemorrhoid cream?”
39. Pick up bananas at random; act as though you’re on the phone and say, “Sorry, wrong number!”
40. Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, “I thought I told आप to wait in the car!”
41. Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how आप get the flea to hold still so that आप can put it on him.
42. Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43. Every time आप pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44. Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45. As आप pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, “You’re out of your head!”
46. Pick up a jar of pickled pig’s feet and – in a distraught voice – say, “Oh, no! It’s Babe!”
47. As आप pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48. Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for रात का खाना as आप go through the store.
49. Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they’re all getting bruised.
50. Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.
2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3. Every time आप turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
4. Go up to the manager and tell him या her that you’ve लॉस्ट your mommy.
5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.
7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he या she has anything for body lice.
8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”
9. While arguing with an invisible friend, आप proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11. Ask the deli clerk how much potato सलाद it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12. Fake cell phone conversation: “Doctor, I couldn’t possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!”
13. Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14. Tell the checkout cashier that आप have to hurry, या your spaceship will leave without you.
15. Tell the checkout bagger that आप knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16. Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17. On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help आप clean the snow from your car.
18. Tell a customer that you’re from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19. Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red “A”.
20. Ask a clerk if आप can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21. Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22. Tell one of the lobsters that you’ve brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23. Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, “Boo!”
24. Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25. When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26. Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette – and get great satisfaction from it.
27. Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28. Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with आप and activate it every couple of minutes.
29. Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake – he was just in your pocket a मिनट ago.
30. While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book – be sure to turn the pages.
31. Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of पटाखा, पटाखे would go best with it.
32. Shout out, “OK, who squeezed my melons?!”
33. If आप see someone offering samples, keep circling like a शार्क and snatch snacks at each pass.
34. Invite other customers to शामिल होइए आप in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35. Go up to a dead मछली on ice, sob and say, “We were supposed to be married on Saturday!”
36. In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, “Food fight!”
37. Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38. Squirm around a lot and shout, “Quick – where’s the hemorrhoid cream?”
39. Pick up bananas at random; act as though you’re on the phone and say, “Sorry, wrong number!”
40. Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, “I thought I told आप to wait in the car!”
41. Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how आप get the flea to hold still so that आप can put it on him.
42. Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43. Every time आप pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44. Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45. As आप pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, “You’re out of your head!”
46. Pick up a jar of pickled pig’s feet and – in a distraught voice – say, “Oh, no! It’s Babe!”
47. As आप pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48. Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for रात का खाना as आप go through the store.
49. Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they’re all getting bruised.
50. Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
I HOPE आप ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
आप can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
आप can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These कोट्स are कोट्स with differnt meanings of भगाना, फेर्रेट या just the animal.
“If a भगाना, फेर्रेट bites आप it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the देखा गया are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, आप can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to भगाना, फेर्रेट it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and भगाना, फेर्रेट it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a भगाना, फेर्रेट bites आप it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the देखा गया are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, आप can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to भगाना, फेर्रेट it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and भगाना, फेर्रेट it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I प्यार you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I प्यार you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and आप don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do आप use these emotions या others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) किस
-See और emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. या be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat खाना that can make आप sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda या crush
4) gety near load stuff या equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late घंटा
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make आप hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what आप did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat खाना that can make आप sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda या crush
4) gety near load stuff या equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late घंटा
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make आप hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what आप did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big फैन्पॉप family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes आप mad या doesnt agree with your point of view आप just रिपोर्ट them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes आप mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont रिपोर्ट thm. Because we are a big family and we dont रिपोर्ट या block family we care and दिखाना प्यार for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to रिपोर्ट someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
प्यार all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big फैन्पॉप family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes आप mad या doesnt agree with your point of view आप just रिपोर्ट them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes आप mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont रिपोर्ट thm. Because we are a big family and we dont रिपोर्ट या block family we care and दिखाना प्यार for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to रिपोर्ट someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
प्यार all around
-Jordan