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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - या Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening या something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, और commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she couldn't have a healthy one, but during the end of her rein, there were obvious signs of her pregnancy, but it turned out it wasn't a baby growing inside of her, but cancer.

Silver bells - she liked the sound of church bells , या it was an instrument of torture which were thumbscrews which crushed the thumb between two hard surfaces द्वारा the tightening of a screw.

Cockleshells - Her husband, Prince Phillip, was कहा to have been with lots of other woman whilst being married to Mary, in those times this was called Conkulding (or something) or, another instrument of torture which was attached to the genitals!

And pretty maids all in a row - The CRUELEST line of all! Mary was कहा to have had a lot of stillborn little girls, and "secretly" have them buried... in a long row of graves.


CRUEL या WHAT? Mary may have seemed bloodthirsty, but she sounded like a very sad woman. Terrible when you've been गाना this as a child, thinking its about a garden. I sang it all the time.

Other nursery rhyme meanings coming up! अगला - Ring a Ring a Rosies, the SCARIEST, most HAUNTING nursery rhyme of all!
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn आप कहा the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, यूनिकॉर्न

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because वैंपायर are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

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Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The टाइटैनिक

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Your पुस्तकें are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. आप have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets आप a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If आप want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if आप are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


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9. आप Forget 90% of your Dreams

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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister या brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your संगीत really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a रोटी सैंडविच

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat या dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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