60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as आप are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let आप see us cry, unless we want आप to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if आप are interested. But we will later deny it या make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot या sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for आप (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if आप don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but आप know...I think I like आप in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other या get सलाह on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught द्वारा ourselves with आप because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until आप prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having आप दिखाना us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot नितंब, गधा girlfriend! Aren't आप jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, या darling" are सुरक्षित to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess या Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking आप are calling them to innocent या incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just प्यार to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell आप that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" या "I प्यार you". If आप think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up आप in the hall and asks "Do आप like Ashley?"

और often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask आप because she is to shy to ask आप herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now आप are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at आप in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if आप already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that आप like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls प्यार to feel special, even though they might not दिखाना it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless आप tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if आप are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls प्यार it when a guy pulls them close द्वारा the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be दिखा रहा है too much

23) A किस on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't दिखाना it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants आप to listen, she wants आप to listen. She doesn't need आप to fix it या tell her how to. She just wants आप to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if आप pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And और likely than not, it will endear them to आप और than anything else.

30) Girls प्यार it when guys say their name

31) Girls प्यार confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, आप know आप mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to आप as much as आप enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get आप off the hook; doing something sweet will always get आप off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what आप say, your ex-girlfriend is a कुदाल to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious द्वारा nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if आप think it is cool to burp, fart, या emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell आप it is.

40) As far as आप are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless आप make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when आप wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think आप should wear that और often"

41) Whatever आप do, don't just दिखाना up at our house unexpected या at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like आप do. And no matter how much आप would like to see that, we will likely never talk to आप again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and आप will be dirt.

43) We want आप to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your नितंब, गधा at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want आप to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed द्वारा आप in front of your friends. It makes us feel like आप care a lot about us.

45) आप don't have PMS; so don't act like आप know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me आप never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want आप to say आप प्यार us if आप don't mean it

48) We प्यार it when आप make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If आप ask a girl out directly, और likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know आप better and get to like आप even more.

51) Most girls प्यार it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when आप tell us what आप are thinking, even if आप don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When आप have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, आप have a lot और responsibility, privilege and control than आप would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be लॉस्ट in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. आप don't have to hang on our every word या give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If आप don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, या worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit आप far और to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then आप do आप earn us. We not some trophy आप can earn,put on a shelf and admire. आप have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)


58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how आप feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.