1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When आप sleep over never boss me around in बिस्तर unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If आप don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” या “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If आप want sex, just ask. (In case आप didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only मॉडेल are able to wear most of the stuff आप see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes घर and sees आप in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, या just plain naked.
12. आप don’t need लेडीज़ इनवेअर to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank चोटी, शीर्ष are fine द्वारा us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that आप may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true या not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting प्यार we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. आप shouldn’t be flattered या grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually और when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach आप not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so शावर, शॉवर with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) आप on चोटी, शीर्ष of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay फिल्में with आप but don’t tell our friends.
30. आप can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports फिल्में या “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as आप think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one और girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced द्वारा a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much और attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. आप can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when आप are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of आप it is because we are proud and want to दिखाना आप off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether आप want to do it with the lights on या off.
42. Whip cream and चॉकलेट syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing आप will ever do will entitle आप to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be कहा after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play और often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only सेकंड to critiquing our प्यार making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer सवालों we could be castrated.
48. If आप ask us to go shopping आप have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your नितंब, गधा look fat. Your fat नितंब, गधा makes your नितंब, गधा look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When आप sleep over never boss me around in बिस्तर unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If आप don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” या “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If आप want sex, just ask. (In case आप didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only मॉडेल are able to wear most of the stuff आप see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes घर and sees आप in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, या just plain naked.
12. आप don’t need लेडीज़ इनवेअर to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank चोटी, शीर्ष are fine द्वारा us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that आप may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true या not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting प्यार we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. आप shouldn’t be flattered या grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually और when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach आप not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so शावर, शॉवर with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) आप on चोटी, शीर्ष of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay फिल्में with आप but don’t tell our friends.
30. आप can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports फिल्में या “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as आप think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one और girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced द्वारा a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much और attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. आप can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when आप are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of आप it is because we are proud and want to दिखाना आप off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether आप want to do it with the lights on या off.
42. Whip cream and चॉकलेट syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing आप will ever do will entitle आप to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be कहा after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play और often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only सेकंड to critiquing our प्यार making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer सवालों we could be castrated.
48. If आप ask us to go shopping आप have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your नितंब, गधा look fat. Your fat नितंब, गधा makes your नितंब, गधा look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.if u r on your peroid या nawt!!
3.Who आप talk 2 on the phone
4.THat आप are super jelous या other girls (or boys)
5.That आप hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up आप will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That आप have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart आप are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r प्रशंसकों of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r प्रशंसकों of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long दिन of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill कहा to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task द्वारा concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped गाना and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in और 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut घास makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be और अगला week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in और 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut घास makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be और अगला week.
