Beg for a प्लेस्टेशन 3 every time आप with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on गिटार Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells आप to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while आप do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her आप changed your mind and would rather go visit your grandparents. Make sure to tell her she is invited.
Figure out what language she dislikes the most. Make sure to slip a few words from that language into your sentences.
Foreplay – Then no play after she is nice and ready. Guys can be not in the mood, too!
Come up with silly nicknames and be sure to use them often. Names like McBunnerson and Dizzle are great.
Make sure to tell them how cute every girl आप know is. Not at the same time, mind you. Whenever a friend’s name come up, be sure to say that आप like the colour of their eyes, या something far और romantic than आप normally say to your girlfriend.
Say, and I quote, “Oh my god! I have a great idea!”. Get excited. When she asks what it is, tell her that it’s a secret. For added effect, tell her to hold on because one of your फ्रेंड्स has to hear about it.
Sing about her butt to her प्रिय tunes. Ruining classics is classic.
Simply state, “You’re looking prime tonight.”.
When she invites आप to one of her art shows या plays, be sure to tell her that आप have other plans, to include playing video games या just hanging out with a friend
When she invites आप to go to an art दिखाना या a play (that she is not involved with) tell her आप have better things to do
Answer any सवाल she gives आप involving the word ,’why’, with, “It’s magic, honey”
Find her wallet and हटाइए all her cards around. Be sure to flip some over too.
Leave the toilet सीट up. It’s not a big deal to lower it, of course, but for some reason they almost always freak out! When she complains, tell her its easier to lower the सीट than it is to lift one.
When she gets hurt, instead of saying something nice like, “Are आप alright?” instead say, “…never —” in a dark voice. Add, after never, whatever it is she was doing. E.G. “…Never tell me what to do…”
When she is giving आप instructions, -don’t- pay attention. Instead just nod dumbly and say “Uh huh…” When she is done talking, simply say, “What?”
Explain something extremely vaguely. Use lots of hand gestures and pretend you’re frustrated when you’re talking. It’s bound to do the same to her.
When she asks आप about an important date, like when आप started dating या your first kiss, grow tired of the conversation immediately and say, “Why the heck should I remember that?” Of course, आप should only do this if आप actually remember…
Be very romantic. Ask if you’re getting lucky when आप feel you’ve accomplished enough.
When आप go to the movies, make sure to ask what row she wants to sit in. When she replies, make sure to sit in an entirely different section. If आप can, make sure to sit behind people.
If you’ve got natural skill at something and know it, but never do it, allow her to try it some time. If she is bad at it, say “It’s okay, I’m not very good either.” Make sure to दिखाना her up.
Make an extremely challenging puzzle for her to accomplish in order to get some gift. Make sure to give her clues that wont actually help her.
Act childish. When she tells आप stop, throw a little tantrum.