1.If आप know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get आप a कोक instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.
2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, क्विज़ him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy प्रशंसक of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.
3.Let him cook रात का खाना for you- his specialty of roast lamb. Then when he's proudly offering आप the meal he's slaved over all afternoon, आप start sobbing and say that आप wished आप ate meat. Then sing 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' and burst into fresh tears, until he offers to take आप to a vegetarian restaurant, where आप tell everyone within earshot that आप can't eat, because your boyfriend thinks you're fat.
4.Photoshop pictures of yourself together and create a family album. It doesn't matter that you've only just met- create pictures of your wedding and your two children.
5.Redecorate his apartment. Make sure that everything reflects your girly tastes, from the fluffy गुलाबी toilet सीट cover to the collection of teddy bears.
6.Interrupt his long-awaited poker night. Cough pointedly until the boys put out their cigars. Take away the chips and sodas and offer them healthier snacks. Then tell everyone else what cards he has.
7.Make him excited and think he's going to another Knicks game when आप tell him आप have front सीट tickets to something he'll really enjoy. He'll eventually find out that it's a Celine Dion concert.
8.Take him to couples therapy. Accuse him one moment of being gay. The अगला moment, accuse him of hitting on the (female) therapist.
2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, क्विज़ him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy प्रशंसक of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.
3.Let him cook रात का खाना for you- his specialty of roast lamb. Then when he's proudly offering आप the meal he's slaved over all afternoon, आप start sobbing and say that आप wished आप ate meat. Then sing 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' and burst into fresh tears, until he offers to take आप to a vegetarian restaurant, where आप tell everyone within earshot that आप can't eat, because your boyfriend thinks you're fat.
4.Photoshop pictures of yourself together and create a family album. It doesn't matter that you've only just met- create pictures of your wedding and your two children.
5.Redecorate his apartment. Make sure that everything reflects your girly tastes, from the fluffy गुलाबी toilet सीट cover to the collection of teddy bears.
6.Interrupt his long-awaited poker night. Cough pointedly until the boys put out their cigars. Take away the chips and sodas and offer them healthier snacks. Then tell everyone else what cards he has.
7.Make him excited and think he's going to another Knicks game when आप tell him आप have front सीट tickets to something he'll really enjoy. He'll eventually find out that it's a Celine Dion concert.
8.Take him to couples therapy. Accuse him one moment of being gay. The अगला moment, accuse him of hitting on the (female) therapist.
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
और famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy रे cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
और famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy रे cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone आप meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे last night watching some rubbish टेलीविज़न दिखाना and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my इंद्रधनुष colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I प्यार आप soooooo much' and so I was like 'I प्यार आप more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting आप a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting आप one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten मिनटों later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do आप think are greater,the advantages या disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from आप mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes आप या hits आप *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to आप first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her फ्रेंड्स house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes आप *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets आप wear his clothing *he likes आप in his stuff*
7) If आप are tired of waiting for him to make the first हटाइए *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from आप mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes आप या hits आप *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to आप first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her फ्रेंड्स house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes आप *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets आप wear his clothing *he likes आप in his stuff*
7) If आप are tired of waiting for him to make the first हटाइए *make it yourself*
