1. Unplug the refrigerator.
2. Turn the ओवन on.
3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4. Hide the remote.
5. Hide the television.
6. Hide the pets.
7. Change the answering machine message.
8. Turn off the answering machine.
9. Change the speed dial numbers.
10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11. Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
12. Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
13. Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
14. See how much pay-per-view porn आप can order in one day.
15. Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
16. Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
17. Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
18. Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a चित्र of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.)
19. Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
20. Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
21. Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
22. Replace दीवार चित्रो with चित्रो of someone else's family.
23. Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
24. Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level.
25. Paint their bathrooms black.
26. Paint their mirrors black.
27. Paint their windows black.
28. Nail their windows shut.
29. Put a skeleton in a closet.
30. Stuff a तकिया with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
31. Hang dead things from the ceiling.
32. Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
33. Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
34. Fill every glass in the रसोई, रसोईघर cabinet with water. (They might not spill the सेकंड या third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
35. Turn off the phone ringers.
36. Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and टेलीविज़न volume set to maximum.
37. Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers.
38. Grease the banisters.
39. Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
40. Put a rubber अचार in the अचार jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell आप what phone number to include, but why don't आप figure it out?)
41. Call for खाना delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
42. Make urine ice cubes.
43. Pee in the shampoo.
44. Take the book jackets off the hardcover पुस्तकें and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book आप purchased previously at a dollar store. If आप can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
45. Unscrew the light bulbs.
46. Hide the toilet paper.
47. Put their possessions into piles based on color.
48. Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
49. Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as आप can.
50. Plant weeds in the flowerpots.
By: Jason Roth
2. Turn the ओवन on.
3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4. Hide the remote.
5. Hide the television.
6. Hide the pets.
7. Change the answering machine message.
8. Turn off the answering machine.
9. Change the speed dial numbers.
10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11. Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
12. Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
13. Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
14. See how much pay-per-view porn आप can order in one day.
15. Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
16. Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
17. Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
18. Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a चित्र of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.)
19. Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
20. Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
21. Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
22. Replace दीवार चित्रो with चित्रो of someone else's family.
23. Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
24. Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level.
25. Paint their bathrooms black.
26. Paint their mirrors black.
27. Paint their windows black.
28. Nail their windows shut.
29. Put a skeleton in a closet.
30. Stuff a तकिया with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
31. Hang dead things from the ceiling.
32. Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
33. Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
34. Fill every glass in the रसोई, रसोईघर cabinet with water. (They might not spill the सेकंड या third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
35. Turn off the phone ringers.
36. Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and टेलीविज़न volume set to maximum.
37. Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers.
38. Grease the banisters.
39. Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
40. Put a rubber अचार in the अचार jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell आप what phone number to include, but why don't आप figure it out?)
41. Call for खाना delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
42. Make urine ice cubes.
43. Pee in the shampoo.
44. Take the book jackets off the hardcover पुस्तकें and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book आप purchased previously at a dollar store. If आप can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
45. Unscrew the light bulbs.
46. Hide the toilet paper.
47. Put their possessions into piles based on color.
48. Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
49. Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as आप can.
50. Plant weeds in the flowerpots.
By: Jason Roth
1. Your पढ़ना my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even पढ़ना this.
4. आप didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did आप notice I skipped number three.
7. आप don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that आप silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then आप realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But आप remember that a fact is something that can be proven right या wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. आप wish आप never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch आप with the missing number this time. या did I?
14. आप wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind पढ़ना powers amaze you.
16. आप totally forgot I was only supposed to tell आप ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even पढ़ना this.
4. आप didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did आप notice I skipped number three.
7. आप don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that आप silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then आप realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But आप remember that a fact is something that can be proven right या wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. आप wish आप never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch आप with the missing number this time. या did I?
14. आप wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind पढ़ना powers amaze you.
16. आप totally forgot I was only supposed to tell आप ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children गाना in a row, then आप sneeze and आप fall down. Did आप ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - आप used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how आप knew आप had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - आप know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children गाना in a row, then आप sneeze and आप fall down. Did आप ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - आप used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how आप knew आप had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - आप know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once और at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure द्वारा now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
