How to eat pie:
Preparation: Go buy a pie from Wal-mart. कद्दू pie is preferrable.
1) Stuff in face.
2) Get another pie.
3) Stuff in face.
4) Repeat until आप feel your life is worth something.
5) Sue me for destroying your face.
6) Rate this boring लेख that was a waste of your precious time.
7) Read the अगला लेख that is probably a waste of your time just like mine.
8) Rate the अगला article.
*To all people: do not be offended द्वारा my innocent, mediocre लेख about pie. Thank you.*