बिना सोचे समझे Article: CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES आप FAIL! FIND OUT WHY आप FAIL NOW!

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES आप FAIL! FIND OUT WHY आप FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

आप HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO आप - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow फैन्पॉप failures...

i have failed to bring आप the news of fail blog sooner...

some of आप may know but the rest of आप probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your दिन to दिन FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most बिना सोचे समझे posts of failed चित्र shots of failures पोस्टेड द्वारा dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make आप laugh! आप can take failed pictures your self and post them to fail blog.

fail blogs can be sent to many failed social networks such as...

failbook, failien reddit, digg this fail, failupon - and more...

be warned some fail pics contain mildly rude themes या jokes. but don't worry आप can click the g-rate option at the चोटी, शीर्ष to elimnate those crude fails...

the best way to describe fail blog is a चित्र version of youve been framed... to spice up the fail site are a few vidios and wins with your common fail out loud photos.

my favourite is the screen shot of someones फेसबुक account... im not sure if i should post on here what the women कहा but आप can go see for yourself at face blog

so GO NOW do not FAIL to!

click this failed link to find a world of failures...

link FailBlog[/url]

so here is a small failed sampling from the 300 failed pages...

when peacemakers fail...

when petitioners fail...

when people who don't understand the concepts of push/pull fail...

when accesorie's desighners fail...

when advertisers fail...

colour coding fails...

when cookie cooks fail...

when football players fail...

when anti-ant spray fails...

americans fale...

and spiced up with the odd wins!

blackpanther666, Tdinoahiscute4 and 11 others like this

jedigal1990 those are hilarious love it

Twilightluv3r LOL!!!

June4 nice story!

KaterinoulaLove it's great!;) wow! congrats! I'm stunned! ahhahaahahha!

patrisha727 LOL!!!!!!!

emma-may lol wait till you see the faacebook one! this women sends a message to a guy about how nice it was to be laid. she didnt relize that EVERYBODY on faceook could read it! she pratically begged for someone to tell herr how to delete the comment, she didnt relize for it to be private it had to be mailed to the guy. lol you have to go to failblog and find it! i might post on here although it could get deleted.

emma-may i made my own few fails... mainly the anti-ant spray i ment to say anti-wasp spray... I FAILED!

j1edwardcullen7 Yeah, I knew them all... :P I've seen these all before. FailBlog is awesome

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Me and my फ्रेंड्स chapter 2(story!)

posted by adaug

Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will आप sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your टैटू will be ignored,Cause my दिल is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes...

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The Lonely Little Girl part 3

posted by adaug

Taylor's POV:
Now,AFTER A WEEK,Me and Lizzy were best friends!
We did everything together!But Amber was taking it really hard.
Taylor:Hey!Lizzy wanna go eat lunch?
Lizzy:When they say we can!
Taylor:What?
Lizzy:They always call stations!We're Station 3
Taylor:Oh,Well when they call us do ya wanna?
Lizzy:Love to!
Amy:STATION 3!LUNCH TIME!
Taylor:Wow!What are the odds?
Lizzy:I Know right!
*Taylor and Lizzy got their trays fixed*
Lizzy:Come on!Tell me about your family!
Taylor:Fine!My mom is really nice!I was born in 1999
and Charm was born just a few months ago,And Amber was born 2007.
Lizzy:Man,it must be hard...

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The Babysitter Part 2

posted by adaug

Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four साल old Amber,
A 12 साल old Kennedy,A 5 साल old Harper,And then there's 9 साल old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her गुड़िया back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do आप want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in टोअस्टर, टोस्टर for half a minute.
*Ten मिनटों later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do आप know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked आप as the Babysitter cause आप have 7 siblings and आप all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!

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बिना सोचे समझे Rules of the Universe

posted by Aquarius18

1. बिना सोचे समझे ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just पढ़ना about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with विक्टोरियस Episode, and as soon as आप read about Russia stalking China as a panda भालू आप recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If आप see Foamy the गिलहरी flying around your science class, आप deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked...

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how many way to bother my family if i want sometihng

posted by angelbell619

1.When i want something now and they कहा they कहा not now i yell like a 5 साल old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they कहा no i will ingore them द्वारा saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they कहा FINE

3.if i want to play a game या go on the computer and they कहा no i will be cying या just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they कहा no i will कहा creepy thing to them like what if someone take आप away they will कहा ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...

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Enough Already!

posted by TruBerries

Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether आप want to hear it या not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if आप can't handle या stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated सवालों that are getting a lot of people irritated, but आप know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do आप think of me?' questions( well as long as आप don't put a personal चित्र up 'cause everyone could careless on what आप look...

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"the rules"from men side

posted by yukikiyruu

i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see

From an ई मेल I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. आप need it down. आप don’t hear us complaining about आप leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon या the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...

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Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. आप grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. आप take चित्रो of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when आप sneeze.
5. आप don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at स्टारबक्स and आप don’t even work there.
7. आप spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your बिल्ली are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. आप can’t even remember your सेकंड cup.
10. आप can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

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My thoughts (part 3) पढ़ना

posted by smileypop9

Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I प्यार reading. It's fun, and it takes आप to a whole new world.
Don't आप hate it when someone on फैन्पॉप writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' या something along those lines on their प्रोफ़ाइल page when they are asked for their प्रिय books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can आप hate reading? आप read every day. You're पढ़ना now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your प्रोफ़ाइल page, cos आप obviously do.
..

To those who don't...

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केबिन for the Summer-Chapter Six:Beth

posted by moolah

केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in प्यार with. But, he’d broken my दिल और than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...

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REBECCA BLACK TO MAKE A CD?!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five और songs, can आप believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even कहा that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her अगला CD Rebecca promises to have a और natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

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What I think of Justin Bieber

posted by smileypop9

Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, या प्यार the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate टिप्पणियाँ have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't प्यार him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a बिना सोचे समझे boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate टिप्पणियाँ etc, but I don't post 'OMG I प्यार JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' टिप्पणियाँ either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can आप guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell आप about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair या putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The अगला chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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केबिन for the Summer-Chapter Two:Ella

posted by moolah

केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my फ्रेंड्स a केबिन for the summer. “Zack, आप really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my फ्रेंड्स too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
When...

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केबिन for the Summer-Chapter One:Tori

posted by moolah

केबिन for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I प्यार loads.
I was at home, after graduation whenever my नारंगी, ऑरेंज ब्लैकबेरी started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....

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बिना सोचे समझे fight

posted by yoj123

I was walking घर from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ह्वेल, व्हेल drove द्वारा in his sedan and कहा happy हैलोवीन to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went घर and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a मछली tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

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Always & Forever (Chapter One: Tuesdays-SHORT)

posted by moolah

Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays

Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right द्वारा me, it gives me और time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...

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Here's A Cold One For Ya!: Facts

posted by darkkhorn19

If आप have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, आप have $1.19. आप also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the लिंकन Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest बिना सोचे समझे speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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InvaderCalliope's दिखाना

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and एल then Mellow then Near!
I do प्यार Misa though!
I प्यार चावल balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I प्यार my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I प्यार the colors: चूना, चूने Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I प्यार the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

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Let's put on a play! part 3 ~ The costumes

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own हंस costume. Look at my नारंगी, ऑरेंज beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here आप are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look और ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?