REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:
1.We got off the टाइटैनिक first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character या the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free फिल्में ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our फ्रेंड्स without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our फ्रेंड्स without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack या Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our फ्रेंड्स won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's पालक in our teeth.
26. There are times when चॉकलेट really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just द्वारा looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours द्वारा the lipstick mark
1.We got off the टाइटैनिक first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character या the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free फिल्में ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our फ्रेंड्स without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our फ्रेंड्स without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack या Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our फ्रेंड्स won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's पालक in our teeth.
26. There are times when चॉकलेट really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just द्वारा looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours द्वारा the lipstick mark
North, where the fires burn...
West, where the trio beckons...
East, घर for the spirits...
South, for freezing waters...
If आप say this at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a blurb for a book, would आप be interested enough to read on and then perhaps BUY the book?
I'm just wondering, coz I made this up and I thought it sounded cool, in a bookish way.
Also, what do they make आप think of?
What I mean is, if आप only read this, what would आप think the book was about?
Ignore my paragraphing, I know it isn't good.
West, where the trio beckons...
East, घर for the spirits...
South, for freezing waters...
If आप say this at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a blurb for a book, would आप be interested enough to read on and then perhaps BUY the book?
I'm just wondering, coz I made this up and I thought it sounded cool, in a bookish way.
Also, what do they make आप think of?
What I mean is, if आप only read this, what would आप think the book was about?
Ignore my paragraphing, I know it isn't good.
