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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of आप here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: आप will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up द्वारा my boys. Good luck to आप Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to आप fellas as well.

After five मिनटों of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from inside. He shoots him with a silenced pistol*
MI6 Agent: *Rolls down a small hill*
Johnny: *Looks at the body*
CIA Agent: Isn't that one of the MI6 agents?
Johnny: Call Commander Kane, tell him there's an intruder. *Runs towards the castle*
Enemy Spy: *Getting into a 1989 Mercury Grand Marquis*
MI6 Agent: *Watching the enemy spy drive off* Wait a minute. आप can't take that!
Johnny: *Runs past the agent* Excuse me.
Enemy Spy: *Turns on a radio*

Song: link

Enemy Spy: Finally, some good संगीत after being stuck in that- *Hears someone on चोटी, शीर्ष of the car*
Johnny: *On the roof of the Mercury*
Enemy Spy: *Turns right*
Johnny: *Rolls to the left, and breaks through the driver's side window*
Enemy Spy: *Gets pushed into the right seat*

They both grabbed their guns, but a ट्रैक्टर, ट्रेक्टर pulling a trailer full of सूखी घास, घास was in their way.

Johnny: *Swerves to the left to avoid the tractor*
Enemy Spy: *Falls on चोटी, शीर्ष of Johnny*
Johnny: *Pushes the spy off of him, and aims his gun at him. They both shoot at the same time, but their bullets hit each other. He kicks the spy towards the right door*
Enemy Spy: *Shoots through the window, and is out of bullets*
Johnny: *Sees a truck in front of them* Ah! *Goes right, down a dirt road*
MI6 Agent: Copy, I see them.
Enemy Spy: *Takes Johnny's gun, and shoots at the MI6 Agent*
MI6 Agent: *Firing an MP5 at both of them*

One bullet made the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक open, revealing several crates full of grenades, and dynamite.

Enemy Spy: *Punches Johnny*
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and hits the enemy spy*
Enemy Spy: *Knocks the gun out of Johnny's hand. It flies to the back, hits the roof, and fires a bullet into the trunk, setting off a dynamite fuse*
Johnny: *Gets on चोटी, शीर्ष of the spy, and repeatedly punches him*

He smelled something burning, and knew he had to get out quickly.

Johnny: *Sees smoke coming from the trunk, and jumps out*
Enemy Spy: Huh? *Looks back, and sees the smoke from the dynamite, but the car explodes, and he is dead*

Stop the song

Johnny: *Stands up*
MI6 Agents: *Arriving in a Range Rover Evoque*
MI6 Agent 95: Are आप alright Mr. Lightning?
Johnny: Yeah.
MI6 Agent 73: What was that person after?
Johnny: *Holding a flash drive* I swiped it from him just before the explosion. We better दिखाना this to Commander Kane.
MI6 Agent 95: Right. Hop in.
Johnny: *Gets in the back*

The three of them turned around, and started heading back to Commander Kane.

Opening Credits Song: link

Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts to the left, out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his डेस्क with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Johnny, and the British spies returned to the building where Commander Kane was waiting.

Narrator: With the flash drive I found from the guy I killed, me and everyone else could hopefully learn और about what we were about to face.

Episode 8: The Mole

Johnny: *Walks into a big room with the British spies. There are thirteen other people, including Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: Johnny, glad to see you're safe.
Johnny: Thank आप sir. *Hands him the flash drive* Hopefully we'll figure out what that guy wanted.

Special guest stars

Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Henderson
Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O'Rourke

Commander Kane: *Puts the flash drive in a laptop, plugged into a projector* Let's see what we got. *Looks at the screen, and sees a सूची of names*

Monica Cruz as Debbie Alameda
Eddie Redmayne as Benjamin Jefferson

MI6 Agent 95: Good god, that's a सूची of our agents!
MI6 Agent 73: What did the person look like? The one that आप were chasing?
Johnny: White skin, black hair, and blue eyes. I believe I saw a security camera when we were doing our training. It was close to the area where he चुरा लिया the car with explosives.
Commander Kane: Let's go take a look.

The four of them walked into a room where they could replay the footage from the security camera.

Johnny: *Looking at the man* Does he look familiar to any of you?
MI6 Agent 73: No.
MI6 Agent 95: Afraid not.
Johnny: There's gotta be something we can find that can give us a clue. What brand is the flash drive from?
Commander Kane: I believe it was from a new company in Spain called Gran Memoria.
MI6 Agent 73: Gran Memoria?
Johnny: That's Spanish for Big Memory. Now I maybe wrong, but something tells me that we can find a couple of clues over at their company.
Commander Kane: I'll get some documents set up for you.
MI6 Agent 95: आप can't go alone. The सवाल is, who can go with you?
MI6 Agent 73: It'll be difficult to find someone we can trust.
Johnny: Not quite. If you're suggesting to send someone from your organization, I know a few guys आप can count on. I've worked with them in the past, and I know they can be trusted.

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

Lewis: *In a fancy hotel, he hears his phone ring, and जवाब it* Lewis King speaking.
Johnny: Lewis, it's Johnny.
Lewis: Johnny, good to hear from आप again, but unfortunately now's not a good time.
Johnny: Why?
Lewis: Well आप see, I'm currently already on an assignment in Brazil. A maniac चुरा लिया a spaceship from California, and I'm with another CIA agent stopping him.
Johnny: Well, good luck.
Lewis: Before I go however, there is one thing I must tell you. Your female agents know how to have a good time. *Hangs up*
Johnny: *Closes his eyes* Well, that's gonna be difficult to get out of my mind.
MI6 Agent 73: No go I presume?
Johnny: Correct. Let's try Derek.

Fishguard, Wales

Derek: *Answers his cell phone* O' Rourke.
Johnny: Derek, it's Johnny. Are आप available at the moment?
Derek: Yes, why?
Johnny: I'm helping your government try to find a तिल in your organization. I just intercepted a flash drive containing dozens of names of British Agents. I'm in Northern Ireland if आप want to शामिल होइए me.
Derek: Of course. Exactly where are आप in Northern Ireland?
Johnny: Mount Stewart. I'm at the MI6 training facility. See if Mark Henderson can शामिल होइए us.
Derek: I'm afraid not. He's in Sweden tracking down some stolen weapons. I do know another agent that can शामिल होइए us however. Ever heard of Benjamin Jefferson?
Johnny: No.
Derek: Well I've been working with him for a couple of weeks, and he's a fine chap. Get some tickets ready, and we'll शामिल होइए आप soon.
Commander Kane: Gran Memoria is located in Zaragoza.
Johnny: Good, see आप two later. Kane says that we're going to Zaragoza, in Spain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*

Song: link

From Northern Ireland, Johnny, Derek, and Benjamin quickly made it into Zaragoza.

Johnny: आप ever been to Spain before Ben?
Benjamin: Once, but not in this city.
Flight Attendant: Attention all passengers, we will land in Zaragoza in five minutes. Please make sure that आप have all of your belongings, and remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop.
Johnny: Not a partial stop.
Derek: Because during a partial stop...
Johnny & Derek: I partially get up!
Benjamin: *Laughing*

The plane landed, and when the three walked into the terminal, they were greeted द्वारा a man standing अगला to a brand new black Chrysler 300.

Driver: Welcome gentlemen.
Derek: Standard CIA issue.
Benjamin: Impressive. *Gets in the back with Derek, and Johnny*

Soon, they reached their hotel. Stop the song.

Johnny: *Walks in with Derek, and Benjamin* Okay, let's take a look at what Commander Kane gave us.
Derek: *Puts his suitcase on a table*
Benjamin: *Holding several papers, ID's, and passports*
Johnny: Thank आप Benjamin. *Looks at one of the papers* We've been instructed to go to Gran Memoria tomorrow at 9 AM, on the dot. Our ID's, and passports have our fake names. I'm Felix Potter, Derek's Harold Greene, and Benjamin, आप are Otto Runstedt.
Benjamin: Why am I always the German?
Derek: Come on now, this is only the सेकंड time.
Johnny: Our background cover is this. All three of us have been in the UK for many years, and our original flash drive factory shut down. We heard that Gran Memoria was hiring, and decided to get positions here.
Derek: Who's the leader?
Johnny: Benjamin, I believe आप have the picture of Gran Memoria's CEO.
Benjamin: That I do. *Holding the picture*
Derek: *Looking at a lady* Who is that?
Johnny: Debbie Alameda. She's going to interview us at the meeting tomorrow.
Benjamin: *Looking worried* Johnny, I think I realized something wrong with your cover. How old are you?
Johnny: 22. Why?
Benjamin: *Shows him his ID* It says आप were born in 1986.
Johnny: Must have been a typo. Nothing we can do about it now. If Larry Wilcox could pull it off, then so can I.
Derek: What does that mean?
Johnny: He was able to look younger than his actual appearance. Nobody will notice that I'm 10 years younger than 32.

Johnny arrived at Gran Memoria with Derek, and Benjamin.

Johnny: *Opens the door, and holds it for the others*
Derek: Thank you. *Walks inside with Benjamin*
Johnny: *Following the two of them*
डेस्क Clerk: Welcome gentlemen. Are आप here for an interview?
Johnny: I am. Felix Potter, and these are Harold Greene, and Otto Runstedt.
Derek: How do आप do?
डेस्क Clerk: Fine, thank you. If आप sit down over there, I'll get everything prepared for you.
Johnny: *Sits down with Derek, and Benjamin*
Benjamin: What exactly are we going to try, and find?
Johnny: Anything unusual. Places like this are occasionally used as a front.
Debbie: *Walks into the room* Hello gentlemen.
Johnny: Good morning.
Debbie: My name is Debbie Alameda. Please follow me.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek, and Benjamin. The three of them follow Debbie to a flight of stairs*
Debbie: So, I understand that आप three come from the United Kingdom.
Johnny: We do, but I was originally born in the United States. *Looks at a door that says Employees Only*
Derek: *Nods*
Debbie: And your name is?
Johnny: Felix Potter.
Debbie: *Walks into her office with the others* It's funny, आप look very young for someone who's 32.
Derek: Larry Wilcox pulled it off.
Debbie: The actor?
Johnny: Yes. *Sits down with the others, and places his finger on the right arm of his glasses, activating an infra-red lense*
Debbie: Well there is one thing I must inform you.
Derek: *Adjusting his watch* And that is?
Debbie: You're in trouble.
Benjamin: *Stands up pointing a gun at Johnny*
Debbie: *Pointing a gun at Derek* Follow me.
Johnny: I take it we didn't get the job.

The two of them were placed in a room with no windows. This was also on the सेकंड floor.

Derek: What did आप see before we got imprisoned?
Johnny: I didn't have much time, but I did find some people लोडिंग boxes. My guess is they're either weapons, या flash drives.
Derek: Perhaps both.
Johnny: How do we get out of this one?
Derek: I contacted Mark with my watch द्वारा hitting an emergency button. He should be here within an hour, but my watch should also have a couple of other gadgets.
Johnny: Preferably a laser.
Derek: How'd आप know?
Johnny: Mabel, my quartermaster makes the same type of watch for both our governments.

In the room where men were लोडिंग weapons into boxes.

Benjamin: Their real names are Johnny Lightning, and Derek O' Rourke. Johnny is the American.
Debbie: I know. Only an American would have a name like that. How much did they figure out?
Benjamin: Aside from the name of this company, not much. Let's make sure they don't intercept anymore of our flash drives, या MI6 will crack down on us in five सेकंड्स flat.

Derek used the laser from his watch to break the lock on the door, and open it.

Derek: Too bad your watch can't do that.
Johnny: Yes, but it can provide us with transportation.
Derek: We got to stop Benjamin before he starts getting और flash drives. Who knows how much information he'll steal from us?
Johnny: I'm not planning on finding out. We'll stop him in time.

They made it to the entrance to the room where the flash drives and weapons were being loaded.

Johnny: *Slowly opens the door*
Derek: *Walks in with Johnny*
Guard: *Walking up a flight of stairs*
Johnny: *Closes the door*
Derek: *Sees Benjamin* follow me.
Johnny: *Following Derek. They use a conveyor बेल्ट for cover*
Benjamin: We got just three और मिनटों to go before everything is prepared.
Debbie: Have the drivers prepare their trucks, and we will get everything loaded.
Benjamin: *Grabs a walkie talkie* All drivers, get your trucks to their designated लोडिंग areas.

These trucks were delivery vans from Mecedes-Benz. They were backing up with the back doors open to load the boxes.

Johnny: I got an idea.
Derek: What is it?
Johnny: *Pulls out his 45, and attaches a silencer* आप better make sure no one's on the walkway above us.
Derek: You're clear.
Johnny: *Shoots a switch, and makes the conveyor बेल्ट go backwards*
Debbie: What the hell?
Guard 53: Somebody tried to shoot me!
Debbie: *Looks at a bullet hole on the switch* It's been disabled. Turn the machine off.
Benjamin: All drivers, we're having some technical difficulties. Please remain in the vans, and don't go anywhere.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek* Freeze!
Benjamin: *Looks at the two agents* Well, well. Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: So you're the तिल throwing MI6 under the bus.
Benjamin: If that's how आप want to describe it, sure.
Derek: Why Benjamin?
Debbie: Because of me.
Benjamin: They framed her for the murder of another agent in Amsterdam. Despite all of my evidence proving her innocence, they still ordered to have her killed. I was suspended for helping her, but we changed our identities, and relocated here.
Johnny: I remember that story. Every news channel over the world buzzed about it when it occurred ten years ago.
Derek: And आप basically decided to get revenge on us for that case.
Benjamin: Precisely. *Pulling out a gun*
Johnny: Well that's not going to happen. *Shoots Benjamin*

Song: link

Debbie: *Running for the conveyor belt*
Johnny: Come on! *Following Debbie with Derek following closely behind*
Debbie: *Sliding towards the trucks*
वैन, वान Driver: *Looking at Debbie* What do we do now?
Debbie: Sit tight.
Derek: *Throws a grenade at a fuel tank* Adios Gran Memoria!
Johnny: *Running after Debbie* Hurry up before it blows!

The grenade destroyed the entire building. The force of the explosion made Johnny and Derek fall onto the ground. Debbie was getting into a Ferrari F12.

Johnny: This looks like a job for the Coronet. *Activates his watch* Run!
Derek: *Running अगला to Johnny*
Johnny: *Selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump!
Derek: *Jumps with Johnny*

Johnny was now driving his car with Derek sitting to his right.

Derek: If only Lewis was here.
Johnny: Yeah, I wonder what he's up to right now.

The song pauses for a brief moment as Lewis fights men in a अंतरिक्ष station.

Lewis: *Firing a laser pistol* Roger Moore, I wish आप were still alive!

The song continues as we get back to our chase.

Debbie: *Takes a left turn, cutting off a bus*
Johnny: *Does the same thing*
Bus Driver: ¿Por qué la gente siempre tiene que tener prisa?
Johnny: I hope Mark knows where to meet up with us.
Derek: My watch is broadcasting our position to his radar. If he's looking.
Debbie: *Using the Puente De Santiago bridge to पार करना, क्रॉस the Ebro*
Johnny: *Getting closer to Debbie* Shoot out one of her tires if आप can.
Derek: *Grabs his P229, and lowers his window*
Debbie: *Going around the circle*
Derek: *Shoots Debbie's back window, and breaks it*
Debbie: *Turns off the circle, and goes towards another circle*

A helicopter was seen heading towards her.

Debbie: Uh oh.
Derek: That's Mark alright!
Pilot: *Lands in front of Debbie's car*
Johnny: *Slides his car, stopping behind Debbie's Ferrari*

Stop the song

Debbie: *Running away*
Johnny: *Shoots Debbie in the leg*
Debbie: *Lands on the ground*
Mark: *Arresting Debbie* आप kill one of our agents, and चुरा लिया some of our weapons.
Debbie: How did आप find that out?
Mark: Some of your men told me in Sweden. Rest their souls.
Johnny: Well Derek, looks like our mission is accomplished.
Derek: What do आप say we head back to Ireland? This time, for pleasure instead of business.
Johnny: I like the sound of that.

Song (Start at 1:04): link

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 31, 2019
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41.
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Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
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Character: Nick Cutler
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43.
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From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



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“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can आप tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
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I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
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3. People who feel the need to tell आप that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling आप that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed द्वारा the federal government is entertainment.
5. आप should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests आप think she's pregnant unless आप can see an...
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Man: Where have आप been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.

Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF आप DON'T PASS THIS ON आप DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All दिन long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
किस On The Lips-I प्यार You
किस On The Ear-You Are Special
किस On The Nose-Laughter
किस On The Cheek-Friendship
किस On The Forehead-I Comfort You
किस On The Neck-I Want You
किस On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
किस Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender किस On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I लॉस्ट आप
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there संगीत videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I प्यार them और then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I प्यार these two they start out hating each other then become close फ्रेंड्स या maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would आप mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs आप and takes a little something off आप would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are आप sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If आप say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all आप want, not like I care if आप are या aren't...As long as आप don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him या erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If आप want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go आगे when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the गिटार for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If आप get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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added by Rainbow_Veins
Okay, she's kinda getting और famous द्वारा the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland क्रिस्मस दिन Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if आप like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If आप ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, गाना lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by KataraLover
As many of आप are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so आप can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
So about a साल ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video द्वारा Matt McMuscles on यूट्यूब about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog सड़क, स्ट्रीट is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a साल later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest आप read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming या killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could आप say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...
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