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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with और than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get आप to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when आप talk about your ex-boyfriend या ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes आप wants to be the only guy आप talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy फ्रेंड्स to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are और emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what आप are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before आप trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with आप may end up being admired द्वारा your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells आप about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. आप don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes आप is when he teases you.

22. Guys प्यार आप और than आप प्यार them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot या cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes आप a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for सलाह from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook या सलाह book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in प्यार and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the अगला couple days या until the अगला time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance पुस्तकें that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks आप to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, आप know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid आप या is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at आप for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who पंच harder than they do.

43. A guy has और problems than आप can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls और than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even और to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We प्यार it when girls talk about there boobs.

54. Always make sure आप know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal या not ...

55. Believe it या not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like पुस्तकें after आप just ask them सवालों about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants आप sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys प्यार neck rubs and if he lets आप keep doing it ..it means that he really likes आप या his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is आप want to let him go and he will respect that...after आप let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes आप and wants to be with आप as much as possible.

61. Your best friend, the guy आप can go to with anything, is the guy who loves आप और than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always प्यार you. When he sees आप cry he wishes he could change the stars to make आप happy. He would go to the end of the world for आप and loves आप deeply.
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Alright basically the शीर्षक says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will प्यार and आप don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is और on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal प्रेमी या sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if आप want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear सुपरमैन pajamas. सुपरमैन wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do आप know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' प्रिय Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a नाव he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) जापान is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
posted by cutiegirl01
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If आप can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If आप can't see Chuck Norris आप may be only सेकंड्स away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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posted by invadercalliope
When आप turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their प्रिय cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the समुद्र तट at midnight.

10. Write कविता for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when आप mean it and make sure they know आप mean it.

13. Give बिना सोचे समझे gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl आप ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every सेकंड possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....
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