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posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits अगला to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your फ्रेंड्स make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus, and goes as far back as he can to knock down the doors in front of him*
Morris: *Sits in the back with Mary*
Cartwright: *Sits down in front of Heidi*
Heidi: *Puts a blanket over Cartwright to keep him warm*
John: Everybody on the floor!

The other four listened, and were laying down when John started to go forward.

John: *Knocks the doors down*
Stormtrooper 95: *Looks at the speeder bus*
John: *Hits several speeder bikes, destroying them*
Stormtroopers: *Shooting the speeder bus*

A few shots hit the back window, but it wasn't completely destroyed until..

Morris & Mary: *Use their E-11's to break the remains of the window, then return fire*
Imperials: *Get shot, and fall down*
Morris: *His blaster overheats, so he lets Mary do the rest of the shooting*
Imperial Guard: *Lowers the gate in front of the bridge*
John: *Goes through the gate*
Imperial Guard: *Activates an alarm*

Pause the song

Alarm: link

Imperials: *Running to Imperial Troop Transports, IFT-D's, and a speeder bike*
Imperial Officer 85: *On a phone* Emergency. Get me through to the Omega Airbase immediately.
Imperials: *Taking off in their Imperial Troop Transports, Speeder Bike, and IFT-D's*

Resume the song from 1:38

Imperial Officer 56: They're getting in range now. Fire!
Stormtrooper 29: We can't. They have a jammer. Only our blasters will work.
Cartwright: That jammer आप put up is really coming in handy.
Heidi: Thank आप Corporal.
John: *Turns left. The road he is on goes parallel to a river*
Morris: *Watching the Imperials follow them. He stands up, and walks towards John* We got company.
John: Yes, I saw it in the mirror.
Morris: *Looks at another left turn up ahead* How long before we reach the poles?
John: Just around the अगला turn.

Stop the song.

Imperial Officer 85: Omega Airbase? Get me your commanding officer!

---

The poles were finally in sight. The traps they set up before going into the गढ़, महल were still there.

John: *Hits the plastic poles अगला to the telephone poles*

With the wires attached to the plastic poles, the traps were set to explode. Once they did, the poles began to fall, threatening to crush any of the speeders in it's path.

Imperial Officer 82: Look out!!
Stormtrooper 40: *Slows down. Once the pole lands in front of it, he moves the Imperial Troop Transport over it*

There was another reason as to why the poles were blown up.

Imperial Officer 85: *Holding his phone, but doesn't hear anything. He taps a button five times, but it doesn't do anything*

---

John: *Moves to the left side of the road, and hits a pole अगला to a tree*
Imperials: *Watching an explosive trap go off, and see a पेड़ falling down in front of them*

Song (Start at 3:49): link

Imperial Officer 56: Damn the Republic!! Get that पेड़ out of the way now!!
Stormtrooper: Yes sir. *Goes with several other stormtroopers with detpacks to get the पेड़ out of the way*
Imperial Officer 56: *Gets out of the Imperial Troop Transport* We can get the Speeder Bike through on the left.
Scout Trooper: *Slowly goes to the left side of the tree. Once he passes it, he gets on the other side of the road, and continues the chase*
Imperial Officer 56: Everyone else, back up!!
Imperials: *Driving their speeders backwards*

Up ahead, John was getting his group towards a bridge. It began to snow as they got closer.

John: Get ready.
Morris: *Has his bag of explosive traps ready*
John: *Crosses the bridge, and stops on the other side. He gets out with Morris*
Morris: *Climbs over a guardrail, and gets under the bridge*
John: *Does the same on the other side*

They each had four traps.

Morris: *Has his bag in front of him as he begins to set up his explosive traps*
John: *Has his bag hanging from part of a bridge, and begins to place his explosive traps*

With the rest of the Imperials, they had their explosions set to हटाइए the पेड़ out of their way.

Stormtrooper 78: All detpacks are ready sir. We are ready to blow up the पेड़ at your command.
Imperial Officer 56: Fire!!
Stormtrooper 78: *Sets off the detpacks, and watches the पेड़ blow up*

The IFT-D's passed the Imperial Troop Transports, and went between the two remains of the tree.

Scout Trooper: *Riding his speeder bike parallel to a guardrail*

Skip the song to 6:24

Mary: *Resting in the bus when she hears the engine of the speeder bike. She sits up, and gets ready with her E-11*
Scout Trooper: *Taking a left turn, getting in front of the bridge*
Mary: *Shoots the Scout Trooper*
Scout Trooper: *Falls off. His speeder bike goes to the right, down a hill, and into the river*
John: Set the rest of them and get out of here!! *Leaves his bag hanging on part of a bridge as he climbs back up*
Scout Trooper: *Shoots at Mary with an E-11*
Mary: *Shoots the Scout Trooper*
John: *Running back to the bus*

The IFT-D's were getting close followed द्वारा the Imperial Troop Transports.

Morris: *Having finished with the traps, he climbs back up*
Stormtroopers: *Firing at Morris as they come towards him in their IFT-D*
Morris: *Returns fire*
Stormtroopers: *Get shot. They too go to the right, falling into the river*
Morris: *Runs to John, and the others on the bus. Shots from blasters hitting the ground near his feet*
John: *Slowly takes off*
Morris: *Gets on, and sits अगला to Mary*

The bridge blew up as another IFT-D was trying to पार करना, क्रॉस it. The other speeders were trapped on the other side, having no way to cross, unless they wanted to fall down into the river hundreds of feet down below. John, and the others were सुरक्षित as they drove the speeder bus to Omega Airbase.

Six Tie Fighters were lined up outside, waiting for their अगला assignment.

John: *Driving the speeder bus down a hill, but stops. He looks at the entrance gate far to the right*
Imperial Officer 59: *Driving an Imperial Troop Transport out of the airbase*

The Landing Craft that would pick up John, and his group entered Chevrelium's atmosphere.

Republic Pilot: Omega Airbase control tower. Omega Airbase control tower. Do आप copy?
Imperial Engineer: This is Omega Airbase control tower. Identify, over.
Republic Pilot: We are in serious trouble. Request immediate permission to land.
Imperial Engineer: Transmit clearing codes.
Republic Pilot: Transmitting now. One engine out. Losing altitude.
Imperial Engineer: आप are clear for immediate landing.
Republic Pilot: *Turns right, and heads for the airbase*
John: *Looks to the left, and sees the landing craft*

With the Landing Craft in sight, John went straight for the entrance gate.

John: *Crashes through the gate, passing four Scout Troopers*
Scout Troopers: *Firing at the bus with their rifles*
Morris & Mary: *Shoot the Scout Troopers with their E-11's*
Imperial Engineer: *Activates an alarm*

Alarm: link

Republic Pilot: *Turns the landing craft around, and lands on the end of the runway*
John: *Crashes into a Tie Fighter*

The Tie Fighter landed on a fuel tank, and exploded. John didn't hesitate to do the same to the other five Tie Fighters. Once all six of them were destroyed, और stormtroopers went out to chase them in four IFT-D's.

Another alarm was activated: link

Imperial Engineer: Fighter Squadron 126, request immediate air support! Fighter Squadron 126, come in!!
John: Get the control tower!!
Morris & Mary: *Firing at the control tower*

Their blasters put holes all over the control tower, and the man inside.

Imperial Engineer: Ah!!! *Falls down*
Stormtroopers: *Catching up in an IFT-D*
Morris: *Shoots the driver*

The first one flipped over. Now there were three और they had to get rid of.

John: *Getting closer to the landing craft*
Republic Pilot: *Hits a button that makes the back door open*
John: *Takes a right turn, and stops behind the Landing Craft*
Morris: *Runs out of the bus, and into the Landing Craft with Mary, Heidi, and Cartwright*
John: *Shoots at the सेकंड IFT-D*

All of his shots missed. When the stormtroopers returned fire, they were only able to hit the bus. Five shots nearly hit John.

John: *Climbs up on चोटी, शीर्ष of the speeder bus, and shoots the Stormtroopers, watching their IFT-D explode. Once that's out of the way, he runs into the Landing Craft*
Morris: We're all here, go!
Republic Pilot: *Takes off*
Stormtroopers: *Shooting at the Landing Craft*
Republic Pilot: *Closes his eyes as three shots hit the cockpit windows*

After that, they were out of range, and safely on their way back to Coruscant.

Republic Pilot: *Flying the Imperial Landing Craft above several mountains*
Heidi: *Watching Colonel Turner look at some पुस्तकें John gave to him. She switches her seat, moving from the left side of the ship to the right*
Colonel Turner: *Looking at the names in the book* Barkley wrote these names?
John: Yes. It's a सूची of Imperial agents in Coruscant.
Colonel Turner: That Barkley.
John: And Thomas, and Christianson.
Colonel Turner: *Looks at John with a look of amazement* All three of them? Incredible.
John: But not as incredible as the one name on the चोटी, शीर्ष of the list.
Colonel Turner: What name is that Major?
John: I have it in this book. *Pulls it out of his pocket* I think you'll be interested to see what it says. *Gives it to Colonel Turner*
Colonel Turner: *Opens the book, and looks at his own name*
John: It's your name Colonel. आप don't look so shocked. Surely आप suspected it. Otherwise, why would आप come here to meet us? In case आप were found out?
Colonel Turner: *Takes out a DC-15 blaster from his backpack* Go on.
John: आप see आप underestimated Admiral Roland. He had you, and the others under suspicion for some time. He contacted me, and Mary when we were on vacation in Velmor, and told us about what was really going on.
Colonel Turner: Fascinating.
John: Mary was brought into this operation because I needed her help into getting into the castle. The Lieutenant being a member of the Rebel Alliance, and having no relation with the Republic was the only member of the group I could trust. I had my doubts about Harrod, and Jott, until the other three killed him. आप chose me for this operation, because आप thought I was also a spy for the Imperials. Admiral Roland knew I was not.
Colonel Turner: *Points the DC-15 at John* Now you're guessing Smith.
John: Your pointing that blaster at me is sufficient evidence as it is. आप are pointing it at me, aren't you?
Colonel Turner: *Nods* Outstanding. Unfortunately this is the end for you, and your friends.
John: Admiral Roland saw आप to the shuttle himself, didn't he? He also made sure आप were carrying that blaster, because he removed the firing pin.
Colonel Turner: *Pulls the trigger, but nothing happens*
John: Why don't आप put it down Colonel?
Colonel Turner: *Drops his blaster*
Morris: *Grabs his E-11, and points it at Colonel Turner*
John: Not so hasty Lieutenant. We must keep him alive.
Colonel Turner: *Sweating* What now Major?
John: You'll be tried for treason, may end up getting 20 years of prison.
Colonel Turner: Public Trial would be embarrassing Major. For you, and for Admiral Roland. Assuming that-
John: You're finished Colonel.
Colonel Turner: *Stares at John* I seem to have no और cards to play then. Is there an alternative?
John: There is. Only one though.
Colonel Turner: Well, it could make things worse for you.
John: Yes, but it's not as painful as that long drop to the end of the rope.
Colonel Turner: I see. *Stands up*
John: May I have those books?
Colonel Turner: *Looks back* Certainly. *Gives John his पुस्तकें back, then walks to a control panel. He hits a button that opens the back door, दिखा रहा है the snowy landscape that they are flying over. He looks back one और time, and gives everyone a dirty look*
John: *Watching Colonel Turner*
Morris: *Watches the Colonel jump off, and walks up to the control panel. He hits the button, and watches the door close. Once it's fully closed, he sits down across from John* Is that it Major?
John: Yes, I think so.
Morris: Do me a favor will you? अगला time आप have one of these things, keep it an all Republic operation.
John: I'll try Lieutenant.
Morris: *Smiles*

Ending Theme: link

John: *Goes to sleep, and leans his head back on the wall*
Mary: *Moves closer to John, and looks at his wounded hand*
Morris: *Also falls asleep*
Republic Pilot: *Flying over और mountains*

Cast of characters

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary
Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner
Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour as Major Von Hapen
Scarlett Johansson as Lieutenant Schwartz
Jordan Carver as Heidi
Brian Connery as Jott McPherson
Kevin Shoemaker as Barkley
Kevin Meizanis as Thomas
RJ Shoemaker as Christianson
Matthew Broderick as Harrod
Hugh Laurie as Cartwright Jones
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm और of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the लोकप्रिय website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays आप had to do in a week...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as आप can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by dayoo
Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...
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posted by macedoialveu
Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the लोकप्रिय children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public संगीत performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage संगीत festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....
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#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built द्वारा Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity द्वारा destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who चुरा लिया the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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आप know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do आप recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if आप ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy क्रिस्मस Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't आप guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to शामिल होइए Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's फ्रेंड्स GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies द्वारा sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....
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Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my दिल with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made द्वारा a god that lived in...
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Yeah आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing कचरा, जंक, रद्दी in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
फ्रेंड्स - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ‡


Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know और than आप all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her बिना सोचे समझे sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did बैटमैन say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a तिल have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A बत्तख, बतख walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The बत्तख, बतख doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
हे everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that बास द्वारा Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a प्रशंसक club about u and make the लेख their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then द्वारा all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends हैलोवीन eve. या U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and चोटी, शीर्ष me.
posted by TheNyackers
हे everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes आप all know that sing All About बास we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About बास spoof या parody लेख will get to decide what our अगला लेख should be about and we will make a प्रशंसक club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and आप can't use your लेख to diss या make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to रिपोर्ट आप than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our लेखाए

But feel free to share...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. आप can stuff a तकिया with the चूहा फर on the सोफ़ा, सोफे alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. आप don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
This is a true story. If anyone tells आप it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing और than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been कहा that it breaks my दिल and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community....
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posted by BlackPetals
(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met आप the अगला day,
You...
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