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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether या not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, सेकंड of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping गाड़ी and switch the items with stuff from the person अगला to them's गाड़ी
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen आप in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of आप on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. हटाइए "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When आप are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When आप are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When आप are dating..... He takes आप out to have a good time.
When आप are married ....He brings घर a 6 pack, and says "What are आप going to drink?"

When आप are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When आप are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When आप are dating..... A Single बिस्तर for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When आप are married ....A King size बिस्तर feels like an army cot.

When आप are dating..... आप are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, फैन्पॉप friends. These are some बिना सोचे समझे bits of trivia about me.

* I think ऐनीमे is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My प्रिय holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My प्रिय actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My प्रिय actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been लेखन regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with लेखन romantic stories.

* I'm not a प्रशंसक of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My प्रिय film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie शीर्षक made द्वारा fighting game प्रशंसकों for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....