As I always say, feel free to use my ideas :)
1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D एनीमेशन when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most एफ ए क्यू to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm Asian- and yellow fever disgusts me to no end.
10. I know studies are flawed- but they are so interesting I want to believe all of them.
11. People are always surprised when they find out I'm a virgin at 21- I have such a dirty mouth.
12. My प्रिय movie genre is animation- My प्रिय संगीत genre is hip hop/rnb (90's were the golden years for both)
13. My प्रिय फिल्में are Clueless, The Dark Knight and Mulan.
14. I प्यार the great outdoors- I try to stay active at least.
15. I always go back to the things I know are a nuisance to me- worst habit
16. Pretty sure I have an attention deficiency- can't even enjoy पढ़ना a book.
17. I don't mind guys who are younger या are the same height as me- because I'm a pedophile 8) jk
1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D एनीमेशन when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most एफ ए क्यू to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm Asian- and yellow fever disgusts me to no end.
10. I know studies are flawed- but they are so interesting I want to believe all of them.
11. People are always surprised when they find out I'm a virgin at 21- I have such a dirty mouth.
12. My प्रिय movie genre is animation- My प्रिय संगीत genre is hip hop/rnb (90's were the golden years for both)
13. My प्रिय फिल्में are Clueless, The Dark Knight and Mulan.
14. I प्यार the great outdoors- I try to stay active at least.
15. I always go back to the things I know are a nuisance to me- worst habit
16. Pretty sure I have an attention deficiency- can't even enjoy पढ़ना a book.
17. I don't mind guys who are younger या are the same height as me- because I'm a pedophile 8) jk
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your फ्रेंड्स hit आप on the back and spit out a piece of white gum या a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until आप have $20 या more.
#7 If आप have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do शिशु come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob या संगीत videos.
#4 Go around गाना the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!