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1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.

2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.

3. Studied 3D एनीमेशन when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.

4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$

5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie


6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.

7. What am I doing with my life?- Most एफ ए क्यू to myself


8. INFP- My MBTI

9. I'm Asian- and yellow fever disgusts me to no end.


10. I know studies are flawed- but they are so interesting I want to believe all of them.

11. People are always surprised when they find out I'm a virgin at 21- I have such a dirty mouth.

12. My प्रिय movie genre is animation- My प्रिय संगीत genre is hip hop/rnb (90's were the golden years for both)

13. My प्रिय फिल्में are Clueless, The Dark Knight and Mulan.

14. I प्यार the great outdoors- I try to stay active at least.

15. I always go back to the things I know are a nuisance to me- worst habit

16. Pretty sure I have an attention deficiency- can't even enjoy पढ़ना a book.

17. I don't mind guys who are younger या are the same height as me- because I'm a pedophile 8) jk
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach आप exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to हटाइए house.

If your friend gets bitten द्वारा a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better सुरक्षित than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the हुड, डाकू #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
 The Mew पुडिंग, हलवा goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. पुडिंग, हलवा Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the ऐनीमे she's hyper, active and has the best प्यार interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, लॉस्ट the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured द्वारा the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
 A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the डिज़्नी princess naive,...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your फ्रेंड्स hit आप on the back and spit out a piece of white gum या a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until आप have $20 या more.
#7 If आप have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do शिशु come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob या संगीत videos.
#4 Go around गाना the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone आप love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard या hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as आप open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 मिनटों या so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring या your nails on the blackboard अगला time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. अगला संगीत कार्यक्रम आप go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Happy October everyone. In celebration lets talk about one of the best October films, scream..

I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

So the film starts off द्वारा famishly killing off Drew Barrymore after all the advertisements of the...
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So recently I've been watch a lot of Bad Girls Club as it just returned, it's kind of been a guilty pleasure show. As many know I like the female villain characters so I was thinking; what if I just put 'em all in a house together BGC style. For those of आप who don't know, BGC is a दिखाना where they put 7 women ages 21 to 28 in a house together in hopes that the women can 'redeem each other'. But they usually just end up beating each other up lol. While some of the characters I chose are younger than 21 या older than 28, I decided to go with it anyhow. I have और than 7 प्रिय characters...
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