Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.
1. Q. What did बैटमैन say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a तिल have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A बत्तख, बतख walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The बत्तख, बतख doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he लॉस्ट his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have आप seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are आप a tree?
No.
10. What do आप call a man with no arms या legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.
1. Q. What did बैटमैन say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a तिल have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A बत्तख, बतख walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The बत्तख, बतख doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he लॉस्ट his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have आप seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are आप a tree?
No.
10. What do आप call a man with no arms या legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.
Flippy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're कमीज, शर्ट looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them आप प्यार them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch या stumach
step 8.Say i प्यार आप again
step 9:walk around them in circles गाना my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say आप hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're कमीज, शर्ट looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them आप प्यार them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch या stumach
step 8.Say i प्यार आप again
step 9:walk around them in circles गाना my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say आप hate them
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Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your डेस्क या forehead.
2 = If आप have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's अगला चोटी, शीर्ष Model every day.
8 = Ask them every दिन to sit अगला to them at lunch, but at lunch say आप were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If आप have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's अगला चोटी, शीर्ष Model every day.
8 = Ask them every दिन to sit अगला to them at lunch, but at lunch say आप were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
द्वारा Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives आप happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he या she will never turn his या her back on you...... या betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on आप and stick its self to greed.
आप cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
आप can never again.
He/she will leave आप disappointed and let आप down.
Why should आप look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When आप have God with his प्यार all wrapped around you.
द्वारा Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives आप happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he या she will never turn his या her back on you...... या betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on आप and stick its self to greed.
आप cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
आप can never again.
He/she will leave आप disappointed and let आप down.
Why should आप look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When आप have God with his प्यार all wrapped around you.
आप just shut the door i fell like और when आप say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do आप make sure to प्यार me even though i'm shy do आप ever ever ever think to try? do आप think of me? when आप say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when आप say hi well than आप won't be mine! yes this is प्यार but does it hurt? when i cry? when आप say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i प्यार you! why would say means things why would आप say the stuff that stings why would आप say that word when i know आप much? i don't think i would be with आप if i knew a thing या two about your life आप backstabbing चाकू i trusted आप and yet आप still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs आप a lot.
Don't आप प्यार her?
I do...
I प्यार my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs आप a lot.
Don't आप प्यार her?
I do...
I प्यार my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she चुरा लिया our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she चुरा लिया our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine दिन in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing या whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the लेख is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing या whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the लेख is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
