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1. Q. What did बैटमैन say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a तिल have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A बत्तख, बतख walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The बत्तख, बतख doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he लॉस्ट his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have आप seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are आप a tree?
No.
10. What do आप call a man with no arms या legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.
1. Q. What did बैटमैन say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a तिल have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A बत्तख, बतख walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The बत्तख, बतख doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he लॉस्ट his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have आप seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are आप a tree?
No.
10. What do आप call a man with no arms या legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week आप eat या want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 या 10.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
