When some बिना सोचे समझे girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I प्यार your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she कहा "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an ईमो right? I'm an ईमो tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and कहा to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."
Girl: Hello? आप still there?
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just squeeze आप and hug आप :D
Me:...No... Just... NO.
Girl: I also have an ईमो side, you're dark and I'm also dark!! See? We're The same <333
Me: First of all... REAL emo's never mention that their emo... Second, you're my perfect and exact opposite and third, I regret that I accepted your friend request!!
Girl: Ohhh shockz!! आप think I'm perfect???!! :3
Me: Yeah... Perfectly out of your mind.
Girl: Oh hihihi, आप always make me giggle, आप know what?
Girl: Someday we're gonna meet each other in person, then you're gonna become my boyfriend then years later we're gonna get married!! Oh this is so exciting!! <333
Me: O_______O marriieedd???
Girl: Yeah!!! Aw admit it you're also excited!! :D
(Then I Logged Out... WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!!)