1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD आप TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.

2. When your फ्रेंड्स is trying to tell आप something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.

3. When आप फ्रेंड्स is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I प्यार YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.

4. If आप go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD मैकडॉनल्ड्स RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a बिना सोचे समझे stranger.

5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that नारंगी, ऑरेंज dust आप get on Nacho Cheese Flavored Doritos. Then, put your hand on your फ्रेंड्स shoulder and say "I really like your shirt!"

6. When your फ्रेंड्स is talking to you, randomly start lightly punching या kicking him. See how long it takes him to yell "KNOCK IT OFF!"

7. Avoid talking to your friend for a few days. When he/she asks आप why, give them the finger and run off. A few days later, start laughing and joking with them like nothing happened. Repeat every other week.

8. If आप are invited to a party, come in your underwear, look around at the other people at the party and say "Awww! I thought this was going to be a nude party!" Act mad for the rest of the day


I hope आप enjoyed my सूची of ways to annoy your friends. Hopefully, they won't hate you.