My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm लेखन आप this letter to tell आप that I'm leaving आप forever. I've been a good man to आप for 7 years & I have nothing to दिखाना for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that आप quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, आप came घर & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your प्रिय meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. आप ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. आप don't tell me आप प्यार me anymore; आप don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either आप are cheating on me या आप don't प्यार me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my दिन और than receiving your letter.
It's true आप & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when आप got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if आप can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when आप cooked my प्रिय meal, आप must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from आप because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved आप & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got घर आप were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope आप have the fulfilling life आप always wanted. My lawyer कहा that the letter आप wrote ensures आप won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told आप this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm लेखन आप this letter to tell आप that I'm leaving आप forever. I've been a good man to आप for 7 years & I have nothing to दिखाना for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that आप quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, आप came घर & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your प्रिय meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. आप ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. आप don't tell me आप प्यार me anymore; आप don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either आप are cheating on me या आप don't प्यार me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my दिन और than receiving your letter.
It's true आप & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when आप got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if आप can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when आप cooked my प्रिय meal, आप must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from आप because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved आप & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got घर आप were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope आप have the fulfilling life आप always wanted. My lawyer कहा that the letter आप wrote ensures आप won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told आप this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
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i प्यार cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i प्यार cerial yes i do i प्यार cerial आप better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if आप can't have crealeal
do not steal
i प्यार creal yes we do i प्यार ceral आप should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i प्यार ccerale yes i do
i प्यार crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some बिना सोचे समझे songs आप made up plz commet
