1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go घर and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted द्वारा aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late आप are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me आगे to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”

5.    “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”

6.    “My parents लॉस्ट the keys to my cage.”

7.    “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”

8.    “I’m afraid I can’t tell आप why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”

9.    “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”

10.    "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."

11.     “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”

12.    “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”

13.    I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.

14.    I didn`t want to seem to eager.

15.    "Could आप please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask आप again)

16.    " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school कहा 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "

17.    "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)

18.    “I was trying to find आप a gift, (insert teachers name here)”

19.    "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I दिखाना up on time."