1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks आप for having me, i will try not to bit आप या the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy
2) if ur teachers yell at you, या u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."
3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of आप start a debat on who should be frist
4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do this to u?" when they she they r not ur mother/father say "do u know what its like to be lied to?" do this untill he/she holds ur hand
5) if their kid comes over to the class room act as if u know him/her then say "Waterbeds camp.....u were Dr.peepee!" then hug as if they were ur best friend and as if they were peeing
6) when and if the welenss somehow talk about bis and gays jump up and yell "THIS IS NO PLACE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET." if they say some thing like 'what, what? what! WHAT?!?' say "I KNEW IT" then do the i was right dance
7) when the welness teacher talks about sex, ask if they have a wife and kids. if they say no just yell out really loud, so और than 1 class can hear "UR A VERGIAN?!?!" then run to other teachers asking about sex then say u want some1 whos went theu it.
8) start a खाना fight in the class room
9) if your teacher is a girl sing "i kissed a girl" every time she walks द्वारा if a guy chang it to "i kissed a guy" if the teacher is kinda paile and dark, maby a sub, sing "i kissed a vamp"
10) when he/she asks आप want u want to be when u grow up in the class room jump up on to yr डेस्क and sing "When i grow up i wanna be famous i wanna be a तारा, स्टार i wanna be in movies, when i grow up i wanna see the world drive nice cars i wanna have boobies when i grow up ppl know me be on tv be on magazines" if they stop u be4 u can finish say "fine some old guy wants me to be a bunny" if they yell at आप start say the words to take a bow then be4 syaing go on and take a bow hit him/her in the arm and walk out say the end of the song
i have done some, u will git into truble!
2) if ur teachers yell at you, या u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."
3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of आप start a debat on who should be frist
4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do this to u?" when they she they r not ur mother/father say "do u know what its like to be lied to?" do this untill he/she holds ur hand
5) if their kid comes over to the class room act as if u know him/her then say "Waterbeds camp.....u were Dr.peepee!" then hug as if they were ur best friend and as if they were peeing
6) when and if the welenss somehow talk about bis and gays jump up and yell "THIS IS NO PLACE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET." if they say some thing like 'what, what? what! WHAT?!?' say "I KNEW IT" then do the i was right dance
7) when the welness teacher talks about sex, ask if they have a wife and kids. if they say no just yell out really loud, so और than 1 class can hear "UR A VERGIAN?!?!" then run to other teachers asking about sex then say u want some1 whos went theu it.
8) start a खाना fight in the class room
9) if your teacher is a girl sing "i kissed a girl" every time she walks द्वारा if a guy chang it to "i kissed a guy" if the teacher is kinda paile and dark, maby a sub, sing "i kissed a vamp"
10) when he/she asks आप want u want to be when u grow up in the class room jump up on to yr डेस्क and sing "When i grow up i wanna be famous i wanna be a तारा, स्टार i wanna be in movies, when i grow up i wanna see the world drive nice cars i wanna have boobies when i grow up ppl know me be on tv be on magazines" if they stop u be4 u can finish say "fine some old guy wants me to be a bunny" if they yell at आप start say the words to take a bow then be4 syaing go on and take a bow hit him/her in the arm and walk out say the end of the song
i have done some, u will git into truble!
To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months, ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who has दिया birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour, ask the प्रेमी who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who has missed the train, bus या plane. To realize the value of one-second, ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. To realize the value of a friend, lose one.
Moral: Don't take everything for granted.
Moral: Don't take everything for granted.
