1) आप lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) आप have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit द्वारा the toilet seat.
6) आप sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th खाना group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) आप can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while आप were in the pub.
11) आप fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) आप wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when आप come in.
17) आप think the four basic खाना groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat और and और attractive.
19) आप don't recognize your partner unless आप see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned गुलाबी हाथी followed आप घर again.
2) आप have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit द्वारा the toilet seat.
6) आप sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th खाना group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) आप can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while आप were in the pub.
11) आप fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) आप wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when आप come in.
17) आप think the four basic खाना groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat और and और attractive.
19) आप don't recognize your partner unless आप see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned गुलाबी हाथी followed आप घर again.