Malcolm X (1925-1965) "Cool it, brothers..." (His last words before being assassinated.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't कहा enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed द्वारा the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
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Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, आप bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont मॉर्गन (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
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Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked द्वारा a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
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Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, आप know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
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Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
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Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
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Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
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Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
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Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
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James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
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Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
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Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed द्वारा a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving आप because I am bored. I am leaving आप with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an हाथी at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not दिखाना himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
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George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
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Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
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Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
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Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
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Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have आप made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't आप concerned about the अगला world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
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James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
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Francisco `Pancho' विला (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I कहा something."
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Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
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Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
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Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
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Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this वॉलपेपर goes, या I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated द्वारा his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and फ्रेंड्स I प्यार them, tell the governor he just लॉस्ट my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't कहा enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed द्वारा the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
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Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, आप bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont मॉर्गन (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
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Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked द्वारा a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, आप know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
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Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed द्वारा a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving आप because I am bored. I am leaving आप with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an हाथी at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not दिखाना himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
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George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
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Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
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Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have आप made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't आप concerned about the अगला world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Francisco `Pancho' विला (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I कहा something."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
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Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
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Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this वॉलपेपर goes, या I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated द्वारा his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and फ्रेंड्स I प्यार them, tell the governor he just लॉस्ट my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the अगला on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't आप take a सीट and I will get आप something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some खाना with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the सूची and removed his name from the चोटी, शीर्ष of the सूची and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he कहा to the guy, "Because आप have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the सूची ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much आप try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the अगला on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't आप take a सीट and I will get आप something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some खाना with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the सूची and removed his name from the चोटी, शीर्ष of the सूची and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he कहा to the guy, "Because आप have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the सूची ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much आप try!!
A stoner called the आग department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on फैन्पॉप towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I प्यार and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of आप for the rest of my life :)
I प्यार आप all! Have a beautiful, wonderful दिन :D
-LOL!-
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and आप have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and आप have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
