The अगला day, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met outside the school. Suddenly, the three girls got tackled into a bush. "Hey! What was that for?! I broke a nail!" Emma yelled. Eve looked up and realized Ms. Winters had tackled them. "Ms. Winters?!"Eve whisper-exclaimed, attempting to हटाइए her long black hair out of her face. She had लॉस्ट the rubber band holding it up in the bushes. Mellissa looked around the schoolyard and luckily it was empty. "I had to mark आप absent for the day, but your parents won't know. Sometimes the system gets messed up, anyway." Ms. Winters said. All three girls stared blankly. "Just follow me" Ms. Winters कहा as the girls got up and dusted blades of घास from their body. Then Emma looked at Mellissa. Then at Eve. Then Mellissa again. Both girls nodded and started to follow the teacher into the woods.
Once the girls were deep in the woods, a snowflake fell on Mellissa's cheek. Then another, and another. "WHAT THE HECK?! It's close to the end of spring, it's like 90 degrees, how could it be snowing?!" Mellissa exclaimed. "Guess it's a ‘condition’ I have... discovered it at dinner. And it was hard explaining..." Emma said. Suddenly Eve disappeared and there was a scream. Mellissa and Emma stopped in their tracks and look up to find Ms. Winters gone, too. Just then, the ground started thumping to... music? Emma and Mellissa took one step and fell into a hole. At the bottom they found Eve and Ms. Winters... And lots of other strangers! The thumping was music, and it was Mellissa and Emma’s प्रिय song, and apparently Eve's, too.
She was talking to this girl with purple and blue highlights in her hair along with a boy who looked like the girl's brother.
"Hey, Eve!" Emma called. Eve looked toward Emma, who had Mellissa at her side. "Hey, guys meet Kenya," Eve began, pointing to the girl. "And..." Eve continued, now pointing at the boy. "Raymonde!" Eve finished. "Cool! Nice to meet आप two!" Emma कहा politely. Mellissa nodded as if to say "ditto".
After they all danced and socialized, Ms. Winters clapped twice. "Hello, students of Pine Oak. Today we have four--- wait, five new students, which means five new discoveries." Ms. Winters said, while everyone applauded. "Raymonde, Eve, Mellissa, Emma, and... Imani! Welcome!" Ms. Winters said. Mellissa's jaw was pretty much on her feet her mouth was so wide open, and she was so speechless. "Come here and introduce yourselves, don't be so shy! Say your name, grade, and type of monster." Ms. Winters said, nudging Eve.
"Uh, my name's Eve, 7th grader... and ---uh, I'm a vampire." Eve announced coolly. "Hey hey! So like my name is Emma I'm in seventh grade and I'm a yeti!!!" Emma कहा confident and very enthusiastically. She acted like she knew everyone in that room since kindergarten! Mellissa's turn. "M--- Mellissa." Mellissa began, staring at her sister. "7th. Werewolf." Mellissa whispered meekly. Then, her face looked as pale as Eve's, and then Mellissa collapsed to the floor in a daze. The last thing Mellissa heard was her sister yelling, "Sis, no, are आप okay?!"
After an hour, Mellissa finally woke up. "Imani? Is that you???" Mellissa moaned. Mellissa's sister nodded. "Dad, Mom, and all the brothers sat me down and told me being a werewolf was an old family secret. Then they showed me everything. The only reason that didn't happen with आप is because they saw आप had already figured out." Imanee said. Mellissa stood up. "What time is it?" Mellissa asked hazily. "12:00, lunchtime!" Eve said. "Oh. Ok then." Mellissa replied.
After everyone had had eaten their पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and drank their soda, they were all stuffed. "Okay, everyone! I will see all of आप अगला Thursday, same place!" Ms. Winters said. She started saying bye to everyone.
"Oh my gosh that was so fun!" Emma exclaimed on the bus with Eve and Mellissa at each side. "Yeah! And Eve, I think आप like Raymonde!!!" Mellissa whispered. Eve gasped and कहा "Psshh I so do not, okay?!" Mellissa gave her the "Confess Stare", when she can make ANYONE confess ANYTHING. "Face it Eve. I have never seen आप look that way at ANYBODY." Emma said. Eve shielded her eyes from Mellissa's stare, but finally cracked and looked. "Fine fine fine, I guess he's kind of nice... and cool... and cute... and... WHATEVER! Just never speak of him for the rest of this bus ride!" Eve confessed.
When Emma got home, she had Mexican for dinner. She went to her room, did her homework, booted up her गुलाबी bedazzled laptop, and did some research of her own.
The अगला दिन in the morning, Emma’s mom found Emma asleep at her डेस्क with her laptop on. "Maybe I can find out what Emma likes these days, and get up to date, द्वारा checking her latest searches!" She said. Emma’s mom clicked the "all searches" button, and the खोजिए that came up was "All about yetis". "Oh, this won't do! She still believes in monsters!" She said. She clicked away just before Emma bolted awake, with a sticky note stuck to her cheek. "Huh?" Emma yawned sleepily. "Oh, gosh! I need to get ready!" Emma exclaimed peeling off the sticky note and running to her closet.
After school, Emma opened the door to her house to find her parents at the door waiting. "Uh, hi!" Emma कहा to her parents. "Hey, honey. We need to talk." Her mom कहा leading her to the family room and sitting down with Emma. "Do आप know the difference from real and fake?" Emma’s dad asked Emma. "Okay, what is this about?" Emma asked quizzically. "I ---- err --- a little birdie told me आप still believe in monsters." Her mom blurted. Emma’s face went blue in shock. "W --- b---" Emma stuttered standing up. "It’s okay, my little monkey! It's not like आप secretly are a monster, well, if they were real!" Her mom said, looking to realize Emma’s father had slipped away. Emma just kept sputtering. "It's okay, believe what आप want to. I just saw your खोजिए on your laptop and---" Emma’s mom started but Emma interrupted. "YOU LOOKED ON MY LAPTOP?!" Emma exclaimed. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "I guess it’s okay. Just don't do it again, please!" Emma कहा grabbing her bag.
Once Emma was upstairs with her cat Philomena, she plopped down on her बिस्तर and called Eve and Mellissa. "Hey, Emma!" Mellissa कहा at the same time Eve कहा "hello". "Hey." Emma कहा in a gloomy voice. "Um Emma, what's wrong?" Eve asked.
Emma had told about her parents in a sad tone. "Oh wow... I'm speechless..." Mellissa said. "Me too!" Eve added. हे guys, आप know what time it is?" Eve asked. "Ummm... OH MY GOSH IT'S 9:00!" Mellissa said. "I have to go!" They all कहा at the same time, and then laughed. "Bye, guys!" They said, followed द्वारा laughter and a click of the phone.
Once the girls were deep in the woods, a snowflake fell on Mellissa's cheek. Then another, and another. "WHAT THE HECK?! It's close to the end of spring, it's like 90 degrees, how could it be snowing?!" Mellissa exclaimed. "Guess it's a ‘condition’ I have... discovered it at dinner. And it was hard explaining..." Emma said. Suddenly Eve disappeared and there was a scream. Mellissa and Emma stopped in their tracks and look up to find Ms. Winters gone, too. Just then, the ground started thumping to... music? Emma and Mellissa took one step and fell into a hole. At the bottom they found Eve and Ms. Winters... And lots of other strangers! The thumping was music, and it was Mellissa and Emma’s प्रिय song, and apparently Eve's, too.
She was talking to this girl with purple and blue highlights in her hair along with a boy who looked like the girl's brother.
"Hey, Eve!" Emma called. Eve looked toward Emma, who had Mellissa at her side. "Hey, guys meet Kenya," Eve began, pointing to the girl. "And..." Eve continued, now pointing at the boy. "Raymonde!" Eve finished. "Cool! Nice to meet आप two!" Emma कहा politely. Mellissa nodded as if to say "ditto".
After they all danced and socialized, Ms. Winters clapped twice. "Hello, students of Pine Oak. Today we have four--- wait, five new students, which means five new discoveries." Ms. Winters said, while everyone applauded. "Raymonde, Eve, Mellissa, Emma, and... Imani! Welcome!" Ms. Winters said. Mellissa's jaw was pretty much on her feet her mouth was so wide open, and she was so speechless. "Come here and introduce yourselves, don't be so shy! Say your name, grade, and type of monster." Ms. Winters said, nudging Eve.
"Uh, my name's Eve, 7th grader... and ---uh, I'm a vampire." Eve announced coolly. "Hey hey! So like my name is Emma I'm in seventh grade and I'm a yeti!!!" Emma कहा confident and very enthusiastically. She acted like she knew everyone in that room since kindergarten! Mellissa's turn. "M--- Mellissa." Mellissa began, staring at her sister. "7th. Werewolf." Mellissa whispered meekly. Then, her face looked as pale as Eve's, and then Mellissa collapsed to the floor in a daze. The last thing Mellissa heard was her sister yelling, "Sis, no, are आप okay?!"
After an hour, Mellissa finally woke up. "Imani? Is that you???" Mellissa moaned. Mellissa's sister nodded. "Dad, Mom, and all the brothers sat me down and told me being a werewolf was an old family secret. Then they showed me everything. The only reason that didn't happen with आप is because they saw आप had already figured out." Imanee said. Mellissa stood up. "What time is it?" Mellissa asked hazily. "12:00, lunchtime!" Eve said. "Oh. Ok then." Mellissa replied.
After everyone had had eaten their पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and drank their soda, they were all stuffed. "Okay, everyone! I will see all of आप अगला Thursday, same place!" Ms. Winters said. She started saying bye to everyone.
"Oh my gosh that was so fun!" Emma exclaimed on the bus with Eve and Mellissa at each side. "Yeah! And Eve, I think आप like Raymonde!!!" Mellissa whispered. Eve gasped and कहा "Psshh I so do not, okay?!" Mellissa gave her the "Confess Stare", when she can make ANYONE confess ANYTHING. "Face it Eve. I have never seen आप look that way at ANYBODY." Emma said. Eve shielded her eyes from Mellissa's stare, but finally cracked and looked. "Fine fine fine, I guess he's kind of nice... and cool... and cute... and... WHATEVER! Just never speak of him for the rest of this bus ride!" Eve confessed.
When Emma got home, she had Mexican for dinner. She went to her room, did her homework, booted up her गुलाबी bedazzled laptop, and did some research of her own.
The अगला दिन in the morning, Emma’s mom found Emma asleep at her डेस्क with her laptop on. "Maybe I can find out what Emma likes these days, and get up to date, द्वारा checking her latest searches!" She said. Emma’s mom clicked the "all searches" button, and the खोजिए that came up was "All about yetis". "Oh, this won't do! She still believes in monsters!" She said. She clicked away just before Emma bolted awake, with a sticky note stuck to her cheek. "Huh?" Emma yawned sleepily. "Oh, gosh! I need to get ready!" Emma exclaimed peeling off the sticky note and running to her closet.
After school, Emma opened the door to her house to find her parents at the door waiting. "Uh, hi!" Emma कहा to her parents. "Hey, honey. We need to talk." Her mom कहा leading her to the family room and sitting down with Emma. "Do आप know the difference from real and fake?" Emma’s dad asked Emma. "Okay, what is this about?" Emma asked quizzically. "I ---- err --- a little birdie told me आप still believe in monsters." Her mom blurted. Emma’s face went blue in shock. "W --- b---" Emma stuttered standing up. "It’s okay, my little monkey! It's not like आप secretly are a monster, well, if they were real!" Her mom said, looking to realize Emma’s father had slipped away. Emma just kept sputtering. "It's okay, believe what आप want to. I just saw your खोजिए on your laptop and---" Emma’s mom started but Emma interrupted. "YOU LOOKED ON MY LAPTOP?!" Emma exclaimed. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "I guess it’s okay. Just don't do it again, please!" Emma कहा grabbing her bag.
Once Emma was upstairs with her cat Philomena, she plopped down on her बिस्तर and called Eve and Mellissa. "Hey, Emma!" Mellissa कहा at the same time Eve कहा "hello". "Hey." Emma कहा in a gloomy voice. "Um Emma, what's wrong?" Eve asked.
Emma had told about her parents in a sad tone. "Oh wow... I'm speechless..." Mellissa said. "Me too!" Eve added. हे guys, आप know what time it is?" Eve asked. "Ummm... OH MY GOSH IT'S 9:00!" Mellissa said. "I have to go!" They all कहा at the same time, and then laughed. "Bye, guys!" They said, followed द्वारा laughter and a click of the phone.
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The सेकंड nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody कहा it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
पांडा are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody कहा it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
पांडा are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could आप pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? कहा the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made आप laugh.
Here are 2 बिना सोचे समझे facts:
They don't sell Smarties या Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made आप laugh.
Here are 2 बिना सोचे समझे facts:
They don't sell Smarties या Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
I made this सूची before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
