While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he या she yells at you. Then ask if आप got the job.
Stick a piece of ब्रोकोली between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he या she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s डेस्क in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired आप want डेस्क plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As आप follow your interviewer to his या her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
दिखाना up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as आप walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
टिप्पणी दे on how much आप like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as आप can launching entire contents in your mouth in his या her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth द्वारा theeth."
As आप reach inside your ब्रीफ़केस pull out a मौज़ा, जुर्राब puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that आप get hired या आप won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that आप are committing a hostile take over of the company, आग your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed द्वारा a एक प्रकार का जहाज़ to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he या she yells at you. Then ask if आप got the job.
Stick a piece of ब्रोकोली between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he या she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s डेस्क in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired आप want डेस्क plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As आप follow your interviewer to his या her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
दिखाना up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as आप walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
टिप्पणी दे on how much आप like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as आप can launching entire contents in your mouth in his या her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth द्वारा theeth."
As आप reach inside your ब्रीफ़केस pull out a मौज़ा, जुर्राब puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that आप get hired या आप won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that आप are committing a hostile take over of the company, आग your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed द्वारा a एक प्रकार का जहाज़ to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room दीवार with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish अगला to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait और I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room दीवार with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish अगला to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait और I'll write more
A wife arrived घर and found her husband in बिस्तर with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! आप aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set आग to the shed. आप do whatever आप have to do!"
