Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have आप ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man अगला to me!
I puked on the last person who flew अगला to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would आप look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would आप hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can आप believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it या not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity खोजिए they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my प्रिय actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell आप Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven साल old boy without being ridiculed द्वारा his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all दिन long and then go घर and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship अगला Tuesday - wanna come?
I work for the IRS.
Have आप ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man अगला to me!
I puked on the last person who flew अगला to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would आप look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would आप hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can आप believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it या not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity खोजिए they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my प्रिय actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell आप Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven साल old boy without being ridiculed द्वारा his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all दिन long and then go घर and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship अगला Tuesday - wanna come?
It was the साल 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man द्वारा the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even और because he cared too much about his दिखाना to even get in a दिन of training done. To add even और fuel to the आग he SHOULD of been sent घर first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.