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Xbox 360 या ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight या Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do आप think of Justin Beiber? या One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

निनटेंडो या Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should जानवर have rights? (yep)

Halo या COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

फेसबुक या twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

तारा, स्टार wars या trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
Answer their सवालों with questions

Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.

Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots

Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown

Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys या emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and आप don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do आप use these emotions या others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) किस
-See और emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. या be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat खाना that can make आप sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda या crush
4) gety near load stuff या equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late घंटा
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make आप hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what आप did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
चोटी, शीर्ष 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time आप wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say आप don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite या scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with फ्रेंड्स that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a चाकू of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, आप don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a बास Pro खरीडिए या anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift खरीडिए and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a सूची of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If आप enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. आप must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was क्रिस्मस Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute नाव hanging on the क्रिस्मस पेड़ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of रम into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at क्रिस्मस time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big फैन्पॉप family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes आप mad या doesnt agree with your point of view आप just रिपोर्ट them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes आप mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont रिपोर्ट thm. Because we are a big family and we dont रिपोर्ट या block family we care and दिखाना प्यार for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to रिपोर्ट someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



प्यार all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The टैको, taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: आप are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET आप FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: आप धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought आप picked a दिन out of a hat for that या something.

ME: कैन्डी दिन is when I say it is कैन्डी Day. It's when I say it is कैन्डी Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do आप want?" "I'm calling to रिपोर्ट my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank आप very much for the call, sir." The अगला day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how आप looked और important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If आप think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone पढ़ना the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. या the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an लेख here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your पढ़ना my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even पढ़ना this.
4. आप didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did आप notice I skipped number three.
7. आप don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that आप silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then आप realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But आप remember that a fact is something that can be proven right या wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. आप wish आप never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch आप with the missing number this time. या did I?
14. आप wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind पढ़ना powers amaze you.
16. आप totally forgot I was only supposed to tell आप ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog प्रशंसक character. Do आप think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 साल old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel मछली and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel मछली could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a खोजिए as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a सवाल since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight प्रशंसक on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. आप can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a टिप्पणी दे to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the सवाल had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a पंच in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few मिनटों early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything आप write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children गाना in a row, then आप sneeze and आप fall down. Did आप ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - आप used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how आप knew आप had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - आप know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal प्रिय of mine) या a और scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell आप a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe आप can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when आप apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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Tell me if u think this is funny या not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would आप like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh आप gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: आप gonna tell me my fortune या what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell आप your fortune?


Random guy: आप कहा आप WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have आप been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and कुकीज़ don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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