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posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of आप don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy कहा she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge टिकिया, मफिन on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do आप have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she कहा happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, आप know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now आप take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy कहा as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.

When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down द्वारा metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are आप talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If आप don't then the princess will-” he was cut off द्वारा Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and बोन्स of every kind. The head of क्वीन chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right अगला to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher चाकू and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think यूनिकॉर्न can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she कहा casually as she sawed. After a few सेकंड्स the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. अगला she sawed off Shining armors horn. अगला she got the butcher चाकू and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down अगला to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she कहा as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. अगला she took the butcher चाकू and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty चाकू and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.

When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty चाकू that was used to cut out their tongues. अगला she gouged the चाकू into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. अगला she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so आप can stay awake for the harvest. आप won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few मिनटों of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one द्वारा one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
 Cadence
Cadence
 Shining armor
Shining armor
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell आप to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on कचरा, जंक, रद्दी खाना when they told आप not to
12.spend their money and claim आप donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to आप yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and आप can use these to annoy your brother या sister and watch the fun :-))
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1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they किस आप and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they मछली for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

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