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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no सवाल chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us चुंबन like that
We don’t need no और that he कहा she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us चुंबन like that
We don’t need no और that he कहा she said
He कहा girl ya winning
She कहा boy where u been at (Where u been)
Stop talking let’s get with it
Just like that they
He कहा you’re amazing
She कहा then why ya waiting
No और deliberating
What u doin’ let’s get to it
Just like that they
Boy actin’ as if there’s no pressure
He do anything to get with her
He say anything to convince her
Money spent to diamonds send her
Girl playin’ it cool but she’s with it
She lovin’ the fact that she’s gifted
Everything that he do she gets lifted
Feels so wicked lovin’ like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us चुंबन like that
We don’t need no और that he कहा she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us चुंबन like that
We don’t need no और that he कहा she said
He कहा girl ya winning
She कहा boy where u been at
Stop talking let’s get with it
Just like that they (Just like that)
He कहा you’re amazing
She कहा then why ya waiting
No और deliberating
What u doin’ let’s get to it
Just like that they
One night with you
Boy just one night with you
All the things we could do
Every दिन I think of
One night with you
No one else but us two
All our dreams would come true
If we’d just get together
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us चुंबन like that
We don’t need no और that he कहा she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us चुंबन like that
We don’t nee no और that he कहा she said
Uh, whatcha waitin’ for
He कहा girl ya winning
She कहा boy where u been at
Stop talking let’s get with it
Just like that they
He कहा you’re amazing
She कहा then why ya waiting
No और deliberating
What u doin’ let’s get to it
Just like that they
Give it to me baby
You’re gonna like it
You’re gonna want it
You’re gonna like it
We don’t need no और that he कहा she said
You’re gonna like it (Yeah)
You’re gonna want it (You’re gonna want it)
You’re gonna like it (Yeah)
We don’t need no और that he कहा she कहा (Uh)
1. At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t आप try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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Source: गूगल
I found this hilarious लेख on pcworld.com
Don't know who the लेखक is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's कैप्स Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password" या "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits अगला to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be और imaginative.

I will not bore my boss द्वारा with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some और excuses.

I will do less laundry and use और deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The दिखाना was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids दिखाना that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The दिखाना had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my प्रिय parts of the दिखाना was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did आप get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A पेंगुइन rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect. Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?

Answer:

If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.

2 : If आप overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked द्वारा his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes घर and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother उत्तरों " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad उत्तरों "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she उत्तरों "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she उत्तरों "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
link

(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas द्वारा discussion
-Like to learn new task द्वारा talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus और on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if आप live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The अगला day, cut the balloons off and आप got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when आप can barely हटाइए as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, या hell, all of आप are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are आप doing this time?” All two of आप that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a साल पूर्व on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with कोट्स because any SMT प्रशंसकों will tell आप that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that आप may know, and the reason why आप are पढ़ना this लेख right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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added by TheLefteris24
posted by scarletunicorn
So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to टिप्पणी दे on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified द्वारा the fandom but have संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom क्वीन who just lives to cattily pick on...
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 Let's fuckin do this
Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN प्रशंसकों now, which is my most लोकप्रिय लेख to date, so I guess a lot of आप wanted a sequel. Hope आप guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do आप REALLY need सलाह from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...
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added by Percy4eva