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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! आप threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! आप only wish आप could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like सूअर का मांस, बेकन and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont आप fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell आप the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... हे look, और food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or आप can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE आप change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and आप get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if एल lick my own balls? Try it, आप might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 साल old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't आप ever lick your balls?
30) हे Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) आप cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told आप to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, या not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg गलाना, पिघलता just like Fifi अगला door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the तालिका, टेबल i promise i wont bite
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I'm putting two funny लेखाए together in one, hope आप enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I प्यार deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would आप know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what आप need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless आप hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't आप the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, आप must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are आप Andy या Barney?

6) I thought आप had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do आप know why आप pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11)...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person अगला to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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