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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being लॉस्ट in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a शावर, शॉवर to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the शावर, शॉवर feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew रात का खाना was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for रात का खाना too. She was wearing a beautiful टील, टीला, गहरा हरिताभ नीला blue dress, it was tight at the चोटी, शीर्ष and torso and was loose at the bottom half, her dress ended at knee lenghth. It complmented her figure beautifully. I was in a nice electric blue evening गाउन with a few black stripes here and there. I glanced at the clock. Emily smiled, "Are आप ready to go down?". I beamed and nodded. So she and I marched down four flights of stairs. The dining room was massive and beautiful. I was stunned that it wasn't done up red and gold, it was ice blue,white and black. Many people were already here, eating. We were shown to a सीट and were very swiftly served. Whilst I ate my dinner, which was स्पघेटी, स्पेगेटी bolognaise Emily talked about how my rooms colour was different from hers. Apparently she preferred mine. I went down to the bar for around two hours and turned in for an early night. It took me ten to fifteen मिनटों to sleep and the rest of the night I dreamed peacefully.
The following dumb laws are, या were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before आप go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if आप bail off and do something stupid या try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope आप enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please टिप्पणी दे and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make और lines.
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प्यार and Marriage:

"If falling in प्यार is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7


"Love is like an avalanche where आप have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


"I think you're supposed to get shot with an ऐरो या something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8


"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how आप smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8


"Once...
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw पॉपकॉर्न in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can आप fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling पॉपकॉर्न that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get पॉपकॉर्न yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit अगला to आप because आप invisible...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned द्वारा their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their घर in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded द्वारा mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
1. आप can do whatever आप damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. आप can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. आप can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. आप don't having to think about birth control, calendars या ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. आप can go out and flirt as much as your दिल desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet सीट issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between आप and the people in front of आप while waiting in line.
Every time आप pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind आप in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let आप off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, या pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an लेखाए on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I लॉस्ट it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an लेख about reasons why आप should do pointe
1. आप get to be taller
2. आप can use them in self defense
3. आप can... what आप don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 घंटा Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done द्वारा a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the दिन of the...
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added by fatoshleo
Source: @fatoshleo
I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with आप a few websites online that आप can डिज़ाइन characters! आप all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, या just in your mind, and here are some websites where आप can डिज़ाइन their appearance! या आप could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, या make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is द्वारा far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically आप use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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और people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If आप sneeze too hard, आप can fracture a rib. If आप try to suppress a sneeze, आप can rupture a blood vessel in your head या neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are और likely to be struck द्वारा lightning than to be eaten द्वारा a shark.
You are और likely to be infected by...
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Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This लेख is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be और than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've कहा here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...
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 Skittles वोडका, वोदका
Skittles Vodka
Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of वोडका, वोदका per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles कैन्डी (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of वोडका, वोदका (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if आप plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter या extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel या strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the रंग of Skittles that आप want to flavor the वोडका, वोदका with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is चूना, चूने if आप are using original Skittles,...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Sad Stories About AIDS


I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the साल on his pickup वैन, वान but when I did not see him for over a साल I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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Source: didyoukno
posted by theprettiergirl
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite हार on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me मछली all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast आप need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and आप will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and आप will get a tail but आप do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also आप will get powers when आप do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on आप but the spell the got put on आप will end in the mornings.
posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair या face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys प्यार and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is दिखा रहा है affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? बिल्ली have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking आप as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its फर after being petted? Either the cat is getting...
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