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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. या (._.) indecisive
:-) या =] या :) या =) या :] या :^) या :D या :^D Smile या happy
:-L या =L या o¬o Drool या Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( या =( या D: या D= Frown या Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP या XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD या XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
दिखाना South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S या :s या =S या =s confused
:Þ या :þ या =b या =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ या :\ या =/ या =\ Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, या a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable opinion on the subject,
:T या :| या =| Indecision, deadpan, a solemn look, a lack of response,
या indifference; shock - also often used with a contrasting statement
to convey biting sarcasm (e.g. "That was hilarious. :-|")
;) या ;] Wink
BD या 8D Laughing while wearing cool glasses, comedian
:D या =D Wide grin, happy smile
(: <message here> :) grinning from ear to ear; speaking a message to
someone else.
:P या :p या =P या =p या :-|tongue tongue sticking out, या a Blowing a
raspberry; used to convey a joke, light-hearted sarcasm,
inappropriateness, relief, mild resignation, humorous resignation
:d या =d या =q या :q या tongue sticking out and "up"
S-) या s-) या [22] rolling eyes
:-3 या =3 या :^3 या :-)> या =^3> and so on on the left is "I have a moustache"
(:3= I Am the Walrus[citation needed]
B) Wearing cool glasses (often sunglasses). Indicates pride in something
8| Wearing nerdy glasses. Indicates dislike/"uncoolness" in something
:O या =O Surprise, shock
:$ या =$ Frontin' that grill
=X या :X sealed lips; used to convey "I shouldn't have कहा that" or
sometimes shocked silence; can be taken to mean "no comment"
:* या ;* kissing
:** या ;** Returning a kiss
:'( या :_( या :*( या :…( या ;_; या ;O; या =,[ या :,[ Shedding a tear
>:O Angry/Yelling
>:( या >:[ Angry/Grumpy
>:E Anger या hatred, baring teeth
>:) या >:] Evil smile
0:) या O:] Halo over the head, an angel, innocence
D: Dismay या distressed (read right to left) (Sometimes referred to as
"oh noes")
:3 A kitten face - being cute (Sometimes referred to as "colon three")
83 a kitten face with large eyes for extra cuteness
x3 Combination of xD and :3, sometimes used with "Yay!" when intending
to be cute
=3 A variation of :3, with long, vertical eyes instead
>:3 A mischief look. Really up to no good. See also, lions.
<3 A "heart" as in "I <3 U"; sometimes parodically extended to
"<33333" या replaced with 4 "<4" for humorous results. Sometimes
interpreted as other things, such as an ice cream cone, a scrotum या a
</3 A broken heart, often used alone
:9 Licking lips
[8^0) Masked, Shocked
:] I am kidding
:[ I am serious / And sad
:*) या -^o^- I am blushing
d=D या q=D Smiley with a cap/hat being either reversed या backwards.
Often used as being happy for no reason at all.
----<--{@ या --{---@ या --<--<-@ या @-,-'-,-- A rose
o<@:0) या *<@:o) Clown[citation needed]
8-B Nerd
:U या :^U Multi-purpose smiley, commonly used to express anything from
shock to a silly या jovial nature. Woe and displeasure are among the
only emotions excluded without modification to the smiley.
8:)] Crazy Frog
:V A duck. Also a variant of :U.
:') Sarcastic amusement, या laughing at something so hard as to cry
(hence the apostrophe tear drop).
:{] , :{[ , ;{] , etc. Moustache
\o/ या /o\ A person with raised hands, first one is representing
cheer, happyness या shout; the सेकंड emoticon is covering its head,
as in fear, lostness या depression[citation needed]
QQ Two eyes crying या Pew Pew.[citation needed]
\m/ The Corna, metal horns.
?-) A pirate.
:,-( या :'-( Crying face.
|*-*| video cassette
{:-€ या (;,;) Cthulhu from H. P. Lovecraft
*<[]:{> Merry क्रिस्मस (Santa Claus)[citation needed]
=>>>>* Merry क्रिस्मस (a क्रिस्मस Tree)
8^B Nerd/Geek.
o_O O.o o_O; O_O; (or many variations) kind of a "what the hell?!"
look, used when one is confused.
}((((*> या ><> Fish
?? Existential Dilemma
>^:^< cat's face
---O-/-< "Hanged"

<_< >_> Denotes a nervous response (looking side to side nervously)
Ö surprised face
ü Ü big smile
<D}-:l या l:-{D> Mustache Man with Goatee and Unibrow

O-: *******

@@@@@:) या @@@@@:-) I am Marge Simpson
ЄïЗ या εï3 butterfly

9 a parent is watching
99 the parent has left the room

*[word] या [word]*** Oops, I made a typo, and now I'm telling आप what
word I spelt wrong and its correct spelling. (Number of "*"'s
varies)[citation needed]
}:-) या ]:-) या |:-) unibrow
"\@ या @/" snail

o (^^^) shark
o :( sad face
o :-[ Vampire
o :-[>
o :O "Gasp!" Face143 kiki
o :p Laughing/Sticking out Tongue
o o) या -) Cyclops
o :D super excited.
o 0///0 या o///o Blushing
o o3o Blabbering
o T_T मांगा whatever face
o (: Happy
o (: Happy with a funny nose... Alt+0172
o ☺ Happy... Alt+1
o ☻ Happy... Alt+2
o :-/ Perplexed/Frustrated
o :*( या :'( sad या crying
o <.< >.> Looking around
o :0 Surprised/OMG!
o :-& Tongue tied
o (: या :DD Very happy
o ): या DD: Very sad
o :-S Worried
o :* Kiss
o ♥ also <3 दिल (alt+3)
o -_- या -.- annoyed
o >.< angry
o 3:) princess
o :P sticking out your tongue (simple version)
o 0_o "woah!" या "WTF" smiley
o xD "lol" या "KOed" smiley
o =$ "Goofy" smiley face
o BD the "Guy with shades" smiley

o :? ask
o *:) answer
o ;;) flirt with a guy / batting eyelashes
o d---0.o---b two thumbs up
o :-) drool
o >:D< hug
o :-& dagger या my lips are sealed
o :* kiss
o :W blowing nose
o :D laughing
o XD laughing crazily या "ZOMG"
o X-D laughing out loud (LOL)
o \(: raised eyebrow
o =Þ रसभरी, रास्पबेरी (alt-012254)
o :' smirk
o ;) wink
o ^_^a Wiping tears away
o p^_^q आइपॉड headphones
o q[-'.'-]p reg. headphone (old school)
o :-@ yelling या screaming
o :-# my lips are sealed
o :| या :\ confused
o w(o_o)w rocker guy
o 0 :-) या ():) angel
o :B या :E buckteeth या nerd
o (\ /)
o (o.0)
o (")UU(") bunny
o (::[]::) bandaid
o ^..^ cat
o //_^ emo
o +:) girl with bow
o (>^-^)> या ^(^-^)^ या <(^-^<) या (<*_*<) kirby
o <(^-^<) <(^-^)> (>^-^)> kirby dancing
o (<@>.<@>) zoned out या stoned Pokemon
o :^o liar
o \\m// (>.<) \\m// metal head
o :! mole
o :-{ या :-c mustache
o <(*_*)> Rosie the robot
o ∑:-) Bart Simpson
o (_8(I) Homer Simpson
o @@@@@:^) Marge Simpson
o qo{-<]: skateboarder
o <@@@@@@@@:F snake
o o|-< stick figure
o @:-) turban
o &:-) Elvis या Wilma Flinstone
o ->:.)= Sonic the Hedgehog
o (^^) //('_')\\ (^^) Knuckles the Echidna
o =^,,^= kitty
o <------K Arrow
o -DD- bikini
o <<<<<- क्रिस्मस tree
o <((_(crayola)_)) crayon
o **== flag
o <3 heart
o @----\---- rose
o c(:) skull
o <===========[[===] sword
o >[] TV
o /.--|----^- M-16
o |:{| man with mustache या caveman
o ♥v♥ प्यार Face (on numpad, press Alt + 6-3)
o O.O surprised
o (+[ ]-:-) PSP
o T_T crying
o ={D mustache smiley
o [.+o : :::::: o o:] wii remote
o <(o(00)o)> piggy
o >.> sarcasm या suspicion
o d-(^.^)z good job!
o <--{|--<< bow and arrow
o ;o angry
o {|o-o|} glasses
o ()____) macaroni
o -0- solger
o ♦ diamond
o 卐 nazi symbol (alt+21328)
o § (alt+789)
o ♣ clover (alt+5)
o (^-^")'\ embarrassed
o 0*-) एंजल wink (female)
o :-Z angry face
o >:-( annoyed
o 8-O bad-hair day
o : -( bawling
o (:-{ long beard
o %-| up all night
o (:-) big face
o (((H))) big hug
o =|:o} Bill Clinton
o ?-( black eye
o #-) blinking
o I:( botox
o %-6 brain dead
o :-E bucktoothed vampire
o :-#| bushy mustache
o })i({ butterfly
o q:-) catcher
o ;-( chin up
o :-.) Cindy Crawford
o :-8( condescending stare
o H-) cross-eyed
o :*( crying softly
o :-@! cursing
o %-} dizzy
o :*) drinking every night
o :#) drunk
o :-6 eating something spicy
o 5:-) Elvis
o 0|-) enjoying the sun
o >-) evil grin
o l:-O flattop loudmouth
o =:-H football player
o :^{= Frank Zappa
o /:-) Frenchman with a beret
o *:* fuzzy
o :-( Getting Rained On
o :oÞ Grinning and sticking tongue out (alt+0222)
o :-}) Handlebar Mustache
o :%)% Has Acne
o :-`| Have a Cold
o l^o Hepcat
o *^_^* Huge Dazzling Grin - it's a straight-on smiley
o :0 Hungry
o %*} Inebriated
o (8 { John Lennon
o :-* किस on the cheek
o >* Kitty doesn't like taking its pill
o :p Kitty with tongue hanging out
o @(*0*)@ Koala - it's a straight-on smiley
o (-: Left Hand
o >;-> Lewd Remark
o ;-, Like, Duh
o %+{ लॉस्ट a Fight
o X-( Mad
o :-(*) Makes Me Sick
o @@@@:-) Marge Simpson
o #:-) Messy Hair
o :) Midget
o :-3 Mustache (Handlebar Type)
o :-# My Lips Are Sealed
o ):-( Nordic
o 8-O Omigod!
o <(") Penguin
o 3:] Pet Dog
o :---) Pinnochio
o 3:[ Pitbull
o +<:-) Pope
o +:-) Priest
o ?-) Proud of black eye
o =:-( Punk Not Smiling
o :-r Rasberry
o :-C Real Unhappy
o :-)) Really Happy
o [:] Robot
o 3:*> Rudolph the red nose reindeer
o :( Sad Turtle
o :-y कहा with a Smile variation
o *<|:-) Santa Claus
o :-@ Screaming
o $__$ Sees Money
o 8-0 Shocked
o :-V Shouting
o :-P Single Hair
o ':-/ Skeptical again
o O-) Smiley After Smoking a Banana
o :-, Smirk
o :- i Smoking a cig
o :-Q Smoking while talking
o :-( <| Standing Firm
o %-) Staring at a Screen for 15 hours
o /8^{ Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
o `:-) Sweating
o :-0 Talkative
o -(:)(0)=8 Teletubby
o :- ? Tongue Sticking Out
o :-a Tongue Touching Nose
o }(:-( Toupee Blowing in Wind
o x:-/ Uncertain
o :-| Unfazed
o |:-| Unyielding
o :-))) Very Happy
o (:-( Very Unhappy
o @:-) Wavy Hair
o [:-) Wearing a Walkman
o B-) Wearing Glasses
o ]-I Wearing Sunglasses
o :-1 Whatever
o ;^? Wigged Out
o o.O Sigh
o ,-) Winking Happy
o 8<:-) Wizard
o : ) Wondering
o l-O Yawning
o :-(0) Yelling
o $-) Yuppie
o O:-) Angel
o 0;-) एंजल wink - male
o :-{{ Angry Very
o :o Baby
o d:-) Baseball
o :-{0 Basic Mustache
o :-){ Beard
o : = Beaver
o :-)^< Big Boy
o :-)8< Big Girl
o :-X Big Wet Kiss
o (:-D Blabber Mouth
o (:- Blank Expression
o :-] Blockhead
o :-}X Bow Tie-Wearing
o :-(=) Bucktoothed
o :-F Bucktoothed Vampire with One Tooth Missing
o }|{ Butterfly
o }:-X Cat
o C=:-) Chef
o *<<<<+ क्रिस्मस Tree
o *<):o) Clown
o %) Confused
o :`-( Crying
o &:-) Curly Hair
o >:-> Devilish
o :3-] Dog
o :-B Drooling out of Both Sides of Mouth
o :Q_____ Drooling
o <:-l Dunce
o (:-| Egghead
o :-} Embarrassed Smile
o >:) Evil
o G(-'.'G) Fighting Kid - it's a straight-on smiley
o :-! Foot in Mouth
o :-W Forked Tongue
o %*@:-) Freaking Out
o 8) Frog
o *:*} Fuzzy With a Mustache
o 8*) Glasses and a Half Mustache
o }:-) Hair Parted in the Middle Sticking up on Sides
o :-' Has a Dimple
o ;) wink
o :(#) Has Braces variation
o /;-) Heavy Eyebrows - Slanted
o (_8(|) Homer Simpson
o (^ ^ ^) Hot नितंब, गधा Walking Away
o %*@:-( Hungover with headache
o o[-<]: I am a skater या I like to skate
o (|):-)=II= Jewish Blonde
o @:-} Just Back From Hairdresser
o >^,,^< Kitty Cat - it's a straight-on smiley
o *= Kitty running away from you
o >:-l Klingon
o %OD Laughing like crazy
o ?-: Left Handed Tongue Touching Nose
o :-9 Licking Lips
o 8:-) Little Girl
o |-( लॉस्ट Contact Lenses
o &-l Makes Me Cry
o :-S Makes No Sense
o @|-) Meditating Smiley
o 8(:-) Mickey Mouse
o :-{ Mustache
o {:-{)} Mustache and Beard
o (-) Needs Haircut
o :/) Not Amused
:=) Orangutan
:^) Personality
:8) Pig
P-( Pirate
}:^#) Pointy Nosed
:-t Pouting
X:-) Propeller Head
=:-) Punk
<(-'.'-)> कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला dog - it's a straight-on smiley
(((((:-{= Rave Dude
:-( Really Bummed Out
([( Robocop
@};--- Rose
:-( Sad
:-d कहा with a smile
M:-) Saluting
:-> Sarcastic
)8-) Scuba Diver with Hair
:-i Semi-Smile
+-( Shot Between the Eyes
:O Singing
:-/ Skeptical
:-7 Skeptical variation
):-) Smiley with Hair
;^) Smirking
:-? Smoking a pipe
8} Snake
=%-O Stared at Computer Way Too Long
(8-{)} Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
:0 Surprised
,:-) Sweating on the Other Side
&-| Tearful
:-)--- Thin as a Pin
:-& Tongue Tied
*!#*!^*&:- Total Head Case
<:>== Turkey
=):-) Uncle Sam
|:-) Unibrow
%') Very Tired
:-< Walrus
{(:-) Wearing a Toupee
o 8-) Wearing Contacts
o :-{} Wearing Lipstick
o {:-) Wears a Toupee
o :-" Whistling
o '-) Winking
o ;-) Winking variation
o :-)8 : Woman
o ,-} Wry and Winking
o |^o Yawning या Snoring variation
o =8-0 Yikes!
o P Silly या goofy face.
o :|] Robot
o 3:) Devil
o B) sunglasses
o (O_O)
o (Y Y)
o ()_() bug
o :'( crying
o >;( -aggravated
posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when आप are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then आप may call her द्वारा this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. आप can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil या paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever आप really are.

Ready? ...


FIRST QUESTION: आप are participating in a race. आप overtake the सेकंड person. What position are आप in?

ANSWER: If आप answer that आप are first, then आप are absolutely wrong! If आप overtake the सेकंड person and आप take his place, आप are second! Try not to screw up in the अगला question.

To answer the सेकंड question, don't take as much
time as आप took for the first question.

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हे guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the स्रोत if available. Any others आप may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have और zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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1. हटाइए the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. हटाइए all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal अंतरिक्ष so आप have to हटाइए into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by Mel4ever
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So आप have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! हे girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did आप know चुंबन is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken सूप actually makes आप feel better. 94% of boys would प्यार it if आप sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your चोटी, शीर्ष lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult आप when they like you! 89% of guys want आप to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. चॉकलेट will make आप feel better! Most...
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posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the दीवार without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him या her to call आप Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your डेस्क is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask आप to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a बिना सोचे समझे साल and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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posted by karpach_13

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten मिनट intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people आप can get
to शामिल होइए in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department द्वारा sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as आप see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have दिया us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We प्यार to be held, talked too but if आप press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ब्रेव generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me आप प्यार me.

Girl:I प्यार you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can आप take off my हेलमेट and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the अगला day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his हेलमेट so that she would live even if he died.
posted by Hollestercutie
All with [x] apply to me all with r idks

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

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