Desktop Fun Prank
This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If आप know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, या always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.
आप will need:
- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills
How this prank works:
आप take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with या without apps running या photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If आप are decent with using photoshop या another graphic editing program आप could open up the image file that the person is using for there desktop and use some of your creative genius to make something extra special.
Other ideas: make a "windows warning" box that says something confusing /devastating to someone not familiar with the technical aspects of Windows. Like: "Warning... Unable to mount drive... Ram will implode in 4 minutes".
आप need to clean off a persons desktop... this will probably be easier than getting the आइकनों to line up correctly later. Grab everything (or almost everything) off the desktop and stick them in a new folder titled "desk_backup" या another name आप will remember. Place this folder in the corner of the desktop, या somewhere else.
If आप know how to hide a folder and "un hide" it later, आप could do that too. Just don't loose that folder ;) Make the "Start" bar inaccessible as well, द्वारा choosing the option to "hide" it. (Even better: हटाइए it to the side या the चोटी, शीर्ष of the screen, then "hide" it).
Now आप set your prank desktop as the person's wallpaper, and wait for them to try and figure it out.
This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If आप know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, या always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.
आप will need:
- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills
How this prank works:
आप take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with या without apps running या photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If आप are decent with using photoshop या another graphic editing program आप could open up the image file that the person is using for there desktop and use some of your creative genius to make something extra special.
Other ideas: make a "windows warning" box that says something confusing /devastating to someone not familiar with the technical aspects of Windows. Like: "Warning... Unable to mount drive... Ram will implode in 4 minutes".
आप need to clean off a persons desktop... this will probably be easier than getting the आइकनों to line up correctly later. Grab everything (or almost everything) off the desktop and stick them in a new folder titled "desk_backup" या another name आप will remember. Place this folder in the corner of the desktop, या somewhere else.
If आप know how to hide a folder and "un hide" it later, आप could do that too. Just don't loose that folder ;) Make the "Start" bar inaccessible as well, द्वारा choosing the option to "hide" it. (Even better: हटाइए it to the side या the चोटी, शीर्ष of the screen, then "hide" it).
Now आप set your prank desktop as the person's wallpaper, and wait for them to try and figure it out.
DEMENTED POEMS
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End