People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as आप read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in युरोप used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell आप about is Ancient Egypt. और specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and a lot of linen. Anubis was the god of death, and watched over the embalming process.
When a person died, a crier went through the streets, calling out the death to the people. Meanwhile, the body was taken to the “ibu” या “place of purification”. The body was washed with palm wine and rinsed in water from the Nile.
The priests then made a small slit in the left side of the body near the stomach. Through this, they removed the liver, lungs, stomach, and intestines. They left the दिल in the body; because they thought that the दिल controlled the body and contained the soul. The अगला step was quite…disturbing. They stuck a long hook up the nose of the body and pulled out the brains. This, they disposed of, thinking it useless.
They then stuffed the now partially empty body with natron and left it to dry for forty days. This was also done to the organs. After forty, the body and organs were taken out of the natron and the body was washed with water from the Nile before being rubbed with oil.
Each of the organs was wrapped in linen and placed within its own canopic jar. Each canopic jar चोटी, शीर्ष had the head of one of the sons of Horus on it. The liver was protected द्वारा the human-headed Imsety, while Hapi, whose head was a baboon, guarded the lungs. The jackal-headed Duametef safeguarded the stomach and Qebehenuef the बाज़, बाज़न watched over the intestines.
The body was wrapped in long strips of linen, starting with the head neck, hen moving on to the fingers and toes. Then the arms, legs, and torso were wrapped in that order. In-between the layers of linen, the priests placed amulets that were believed to help in the afterlife. Two examples of such are the “Isis Knot” and “Plummet”. Both are pictured. While the body was being wrapped, a priest read spells from the Book of the Dead, a book filled with “spells” for the deceased’s journey through the Underworld. A copy of the Book of the Dead was placed between the hands of the mummy which, along with the legs, were tied together. A cloth was wrapped around the entire body. A portrait of Osiris, the god of the Underworld, was painted on the front of the mummy. Yet another yet cloth was wrapped around the body and this time it was bound in place. The body was placed within a wooden coffin which was placed within another coffin. The coffin was taken to the tomb. But before it was placed within, the priest performed a ceremony called the opening of the mouth. This, they believed, enabled the deceased to eat, drink, and talk in the अगला life. They then placed the coffin in a sarcophagus and placed it within the tomb.
I repeat, mummification was a long and complicated process. There were priests who devoted their entire lives to embalming. Aren’t आप glad that आप aren’t an Ancient Egyptian?
When a person died, a crier went through the streets, calling out the death to the people. Meanwhile, the body was taken to the “ibu” या “place of purification”. The body was washed with palm wine and rinsed in water from the Nile.
The priests then made a small slit in the left side of the body near the stomach. Through this, they removed the liver, lungs, stomach, and intestines. They left the दिल in the body; because they thought that the दिल controlled the body and contained the soul. The अगला step was quite…disturbing. They stuck a long hook up the nose of the body and pulled out the brains. This, they disposed of, thinking it useless.
They then stuffed the now partially empty body with natron and left it to dry for forty days. This was also done to the organs. After forty, the body and organs were taken out of the natron and the body was washed with water from the Nile before being rubbed with oil.
Each of the organs was wrapped in linen and placed within its own canopic jar. Each canopic jar चोटी, शीर्ष had the head of one of the sons of Horus on it. The liver was protected द्वारा the human-headed Imsety, while Hapi, whose head was a baboon, guarded the lungs. The jackal-headed Duametef safeguarded the stomach and Qebehenuef the बाज़, बाज़न watched over the intestines.
The body was wrapped in long strips of linen, starting with the head neck, hen moving on to the fingers and toes. Then the arms, legs, and torso were wrapped in that order. In-between the layers of linen, the priests placed amulets that were believed to help in the afterlife. Two examples of such are the “Isis Knot” and “Plummet”. Both are pictured. While the body was being wrapped, a priest read spells from the Book of the Dead, a book filled with “spells” for the deceased’s journey through the Underworld. A copy of the Book of the Dead was placed between the hands of the mummy which, along with the legs, were tied together. A cloth was wrapped around the entire body. A portrait of Osiris, the god of the Underworld, was painted on the front of the mummy. Yet another yet cloth was wrapped around the body and this time it was bound in place. The body was placed within a wooden coffin which was placed within another coffin. The coffin was taken to the tomb. But before it was placed within, the priest performed a ceremony called the opening of the mouth. This, they believed, enabled the deceased to eat, drink, and talk in the अगला life. They then placed the coffin in a sarcophagus and placed it within the tomb.
I repeat, mummification was a long and complicated process. There were priests who devoted their entire lives to embalming. Aren’t आप glad that आप aren’t an Ancient Egyptian?
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS आप KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF प्रशंसक LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this दिखाना i allways see a new guest तारा, स्टार so i was wondering how do आप do it?
आप WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS दिखाना BEING ON THIS दिखाना AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest तारा, स्टार is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your फ्रेंड्स are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if आप make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
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here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this बिना सोचे समझे ninger play (sorry if i offend आप i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a महीना so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are आप in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an ईमो makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what आप mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for आप !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate आप !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an ईमो he has no emotins except for the one that is ईमो ...GOD WHY DO आप EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 सेकंड्स till आप all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are आप in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an ईमो makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what आप mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for आप !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate आप !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an ईमो he has no emotins except for the one that is ईमो ...GOD WHY DO आप EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 सेकंड्स till आप all cry total ninger theme song