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posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, आप may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in प्यार with me.

Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight, या should I walk द्वारा again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my पुस्तकालय card. Why? Because I am totally checking आप out!!    

If a fat man puts आप in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted आप for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but आप can call me Tonight!    

Did आप have lucky charms for breakfast? Because आप look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if आप think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause आप look a lot like my अगला girlfriend.    

Are आप a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful आप made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving आप when all the गुलाब die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can किस आप on the lips without touching you." and किस her, then tell her आप लॉस्ट the bet.    

Are those अंतरिक्ष pants? Because your नितंब, गधा is out of this world!    

Would आप sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My प्यार for आप is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm लॉस्ट at sea!    
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Can आप take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If आप were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do आप wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs कहा no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 एंन्जल्स in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed आप home, would आप keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell आप your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do आप know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell आप what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated द्वारा you.    

आप are so sweet आप could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did आप fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed आप noticing me and I'm just giving आप notice that I've noticed you!    

If आप were a booger I would pick आप first.    

[man] Excuse me, would आप like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I कहा u look really fat in those pants!    

Can आप किस me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do आप and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

आप must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If आप were a new hamburger at McDonald's, आप would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up या did आप just smile at me?    

Are आप form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call आप या nudge you?    

आप owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could आप please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do आप have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to शामिल होइए me?    
Can I buy आप a drink, या do आप just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard आप were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when आप fell? [Girl: Huh?] When आप fell from heaven?    

Polar भालू (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are आप a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If आप were a laser आप would be set on stunning.    

आप don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but आप intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are आप a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks आप the time) Its two flirty and the date's with आप and me.    

Excuse me, did आप just fart?    

Girl आप so fine I wish I could plant आप and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to आप या are आप just naturally ugly.
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