1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" या "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When आप see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask आप whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the पुस्तकें and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with...

Things to Try on an Elevator-

1) CRACK open your ब्रीफ़केस या handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the दीवार without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him या her to call आप Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these...